Will

livin like larry

[chomp @chomporwhatever]

when i drink my yummy beverage but it goes down the wrong pipe

[Bytes @BytesVevo]

I gotta suck some boobs or kill myself or get a new job or something

[Will @Wilbur4972]

ruffnut, tuffnut, and buttnut

[Bell Bearing Hunter @bellbearinghunt]

Dark Souls 3 > sex

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay

[🦀Ken🦀 @charboken]

do they cut his hair with their teeth or something?

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

nice pussy just kidding

[DJ Polesmoker Returns @YungStinker]

It's always fucking Farts and Pussy and Cum with this fucking guy

[Arcade Assassin @arcade_assassin]

Some Fortnite skins give me boners

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

mr beast just caressed my pubic jungle

[ice fisher @2prayer2god2]

If gas gets any more expensive I might just have to start putting things up my butt and cumming into my own mouth for sexual pleasure

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

cats at 3am:

[Will @Wilbur4972]

@NVIDIAGeForceUK PRAGMATA RTX 😛

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

i do not "organize my files", i do not "put things in separate folders", i PUT EVERYTHING IN DOWNLOADS! and if i can't find it, i LOST IT!

[Will @Wilbur4972]

shoutout @McDonalds for always fucking up my order, i can always count on you to disappoint me 😁

[ℿ @duluxor]

Your name came up in the retarded faggot files multiple times

[machine yearning eng in SF 8/4-8/28 @confusionm8trix]

she’s so fine I’m looking at her feet and I don’t even like feet