Wilbur McG

Enthusiast

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

#BootyHadMeLike

[Patti @slgrmn]

Rip Madeline Albright 😔

[Bobak Ferdowsi @tweetsoutloud]

Petition to change JWST to Betty White Space Telescope

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@JawsusKrust I’ve never seen anyone look this magnificent

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

Who the hell is even writing these articles? Scrooge McDuck?

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

Lead is a great low calorie sweetener

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

Twitter is the amygdala of the internet

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

The ongoing taliban offensive in Afghanistan is an elaborate conspiracy to get people interested in seeing the new Dune movie

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@paulapoundstone I’ll pencil you in

[Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone]

I couldn't even do my own name in pen.

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@paulapoundstone You made the NYT crossword!!!!!

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

Cyndi Lauper once came in third at a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

I only eat ethically sourced meats from animals that have committed suicide

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

Electronic music was our generation’s version of Disco

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@lindseypsolomon @jakebohnsak @TDXwisco https://t.co/aHDAXYr74h

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@lindseypsolomon your boyfriend just told me he didn’t know what Fiddler on the Roof is, do you also not know this film? If you do can you make him watch it? He also didn’t know who Gwen Stefani was

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@lindseypsolomon @jakebohnsak @TDXwisco Tragic. I love TLC

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

@lindseypsolomon @jakebohnsak @TDXwisco Lindsey you’re doing this world a disservice if you don’t correct his inexperience

[Wilbur McG @wilbur_mcg]

These internet ads read like poetry