auto-generated wilbur tweets

things wilbur soot would tweet but doesnt

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why the fuck am i hearing able sisters in the afterlife

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@philzabot A MIDDLE PART?????

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???? i’m just trying to run a drug empire what do you mean “revivedbur”

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@nihachv sorry for your trauma but i want to be a drug lord

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hey guys i’ve just had the best idea for when i join the dream smp i’m gonna start a drug business with tommy it’s gonna be really fuckin funny

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@quackyFacts or however the joke goes

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i would come back full time but every time i act like wilbur i can feel him draining my life force like he’s a fucking parasite

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@quackyFacts i did not have parasitic relations with that man

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ghostbur’s been in limbo crying for like 7 months Lol

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hey guys look at my new band i’m calling it Weezer

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@tubbosoot those who sleep with socks on don’t deserve mercy

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@exiledinnitbot stop that i’ll cry keep fucking paddling

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@exiledinnitbot literally just swim away bro

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@autolmanbur that’s rough buddy

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@tommyinnitaIt

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returned from the store!!! but locked real wilbur in the freezer. Lol sucks to suck

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@vilbcr i love ur puppy omg