Chloé Wild

sometimes I worry I wouldn't be such a feminist if I had bigger tits

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@UberUKI_Support where can I send an email with an uber eats complaint? the online contact centre only lets you send a message if there's an order on my account which there isn't as it was placed with mcdelivery

[inqilāb @tastefullysaucy]

Rapists are allowed to participate in the Olympics but women wearing hijabs aren’t.

[Asadoya @Queen_Asadoya]

I’ll never understand the logic of grabbing a gun and killing other people’s kids in a land that’s not even yours, then coming back to yours and performing all these theatrics when seeing your own kids.

Pure hypocrisy!

A good parent would never kill someone else’s child.

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@glacierlesbian @cgovaard @seetickets @glastonbury No luck here either haha

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@cgovaard @seetickets @glastonbury You’re actually way more likely to get a ticket if you’re not in the UK

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@leighroywild @mcflyharry FREE

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@leighroywild @mcflyharry Omg

[Guz Khan 🥶 @GuzKhanOfficial]

Sorry?

Boris Johnson, the former Prime Minister was allowed to lead this nation after calling Muslim Women “Letterboxes”, saying Africans had “Watermelon smiles” and gay men were “bum boys”

But Gary Lineker gets dropped from presenting a Football highlight show in just days?

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@NoContextBrits @leighroywild

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

this aspect of southern politics will never stop blowing my mind

[Jon Richardson @RonJichardson]

The threat of a yellow card doesn’t stop players diving, fouling or abusing referees but it has stopped them showing solidarity with those who are threatened with death for being in love. What an absolute fucking farce.

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

My guy

[LADbible @ladbible]

🔔 | Paul Mescal causes outrage by not wearing a poppy on Graham Norton show

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[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

the police taking more action against a lad heckling prince andrew than they ever did against prince andrew himself is too on the nose

[Sasha @sashstuart]

It’s always “we must remember it’s someone’s grandma, sister, mother” when it’s the Queen but not when it’s people freezing or starving to death in the UK as a direct result of the awful poverty they live in, in one of the richest countries in the world!!!!

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

If you care about the queen then cool but I really do not so can we stop cancelling stuff?? I’m not mourning and you’ve ruined my weekend

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

@TheWoofWorld @leighroywild

[Chloé Wild @wild_chlo]

Can’t believe next month I’m going to be too old for Leonardo DiCaprio