Frog Jagger

Human Trampoline -- cannot write left-handed

[Frog Jagger @wild_jacktus]

Meat loaf: the only thing to be a top 5 meal and musical artist of all time

[raandy @randygdub]

how is this like the truman show

[AllFlickering Against the Dying of the Light @allflicker]

It’s so funny that they’re using an image of someone who needs to simply let something go but cant.

[brent is a sewer socialist🚰🌹 @brent858]

he has killed hundreds of thousands of innocents for no reason other than his own ego, but you have to respect him for also hating gay people.

we are definitely The Good Guys here.

[Frog Jagger @wild_jacktus]

@AndrewPetty33 @SidemenClothing Pass

[hottiepants @punishedpants]

combing through 20 year old south park clips to inform my opinions on social issues

[Ty Anderson @_TyAnderson]

I, for one, would not consider trading the goalie currently challenging to become the first goalie Triple Crown winner since 2015 and challenging the single-season save percentage record. But that is just me.

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

They charged them $5 million Lmao

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

Thank God, I was disturbed by this for a moment, but now that I know it just makes good sense commercially, I feel better.

[Ciaran @Ciaran2607]

I could never work in a zoo because I’d 100% sneak one of these fellas out for a pint

[Incunabula @incunabula]

Good thread from the CEO of @PENamerica.
"The problem with taking license to re-edit classic works is that there is no limiting principle. You start out wanting to replace a word here and a word there, and end up inserting entirely new ideas."
https://t.co/mv0gOCHMe3

[Patrick Fenelon 🌹 @Patrick_Fenelon]

Fetterman didn't have to disclose any of this. He should be commended to doing so. The stigma around mental health is massive, especially for men. He deserves tons of praise & support

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

When we say "crime is a social construct", what we mean is that you, as an individual, can go to jail for littering, but a corporation can poison the air, the soil, and the water of an entire town, and no one will go to jail.

[Jason O. Gilbert @gilbertjasono]

I can guarantee that if Ilhan Omar got introduced by a religious leader who previously praised Hitler, she would not get a lede that looked like this

[James Line @jameslineky]

Today, the Democratic governor of a Trump+26 state defended the rights of LGBTQ people to be treated with dignity and respect, as he has for the past three years.

He has a 60% approval rating.

Show empathy and compassion, and you'd be surprised how many people stand with you.

[David Sirota @davidsirota]

coastal liberals being mad about criticism of a McKinsey-consultant-turned-Democratic-politician after a deregulated train company blew up a heartland town is like something out of a ridiculous political cartoon satirizing blue-state elites

[yung🛠walken @as_a_worker]

good thing biden put those rail workers complaining over safety in their place a couple months ago, there might have been a dangerous disruption to our rail system

[Patrick Lyons @p_lyons_]

couldn’t unhear it so i had to do this