parsnip

(they/he) | ao3: parsnips_and_meth | an evil, evil root vegetable writing for jjk

[parsnip @wild_parsnips]

Terrarium | chapter 2/5 | 38K | gen

bipolar dad!jo | heavy angst, hurt/comfort, found family

(They say it takes a village to raise a child. It takes four powerful sorcerers to raise two.)

posting again except with a mood board now. i have no shame

https://t.co/M03JnIxRGS

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guys it's getting real out here for immortal!suguru

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@totos_headset YOU ALREADY KNOW

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oh my fucking god oh my fucking god oh my fucking god oh my—

[moss 몼 🍀 COMMS OPEN! @mossmaybe1]

♀五夏♀
Mechanic x Biker gfs
#satosugu

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@_hippiekitten_ i love squid (the creature) and also hate squid (the concept)

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i’ve had an actually insane day at work someone pay me a million squid for my efforts right fucking now

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@caffeinatedmint make it worse: satoru has fatal familial insomnia. suguru falls madly in love with him, even as satoru deteriorates and spends less and less time in his land of dreams. but then satoru falls in love with him in turn, and in the end his devotion to hypnos is what saves him

[parsnip @wild_parsnips]

suguru as hypnos, the personification of sleep, falling in love with satoru, a raging insomniac

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@closoAO3 suffering all round

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what if i gave gojo satoru endometriosis, though

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@fate_foretold join the parsnip family… get on the parsnip family plan…

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ELLIPSUS HATES ME I’M GOING HOME (falls sobbing into the abusive arms of my microsoft word family plan)

[боря) 🚷 @borialover]

The meet up

[luana🌻 @lover_astrid]

He was able to see the red string of fate only after he realized he had loved Lu Guang all along 😭

[🌈💕 @persimmonandcat]

★ singularity
★ gego
★ rated m // ~11k

i have been reliably informed this does NOT have a happy ending, reincarnation au

https://t.co/LqDtHaq8it

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e.g. trying to fill my hot water bottle with no glasses on like i’m not severely long-sighted

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what’s the opposite of a life hack bc i be doing those all the time

[mewpichu @mewpichuwrites]

Idk it just feels very rude taking beautiful art made for a very specific fic and trying to make it about a totally different one, regardless of how well you think it matches the vibe. Have a little respect for the artist and author.

[parsnip @wild_parsnips]

@caffeinatedmint @jegulusmoony I’D DIE FOR THIS. I’D DIE MYSELF DEAD

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@michewsi FUCK YEAH pre-game fanfic

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atropine wine. | 3.8K | satosugu | mature

hanahaki au | hurt/comfort, gojo satoru whump, angst with a happy ending

(It starts with a persistent sweetness.)

ellipsus reader: https://t.co/HKoerRxXI2
tumblr: https://t.co/AYyHJvIXX9

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hanahaki au but suguru’s favourite flowers are those found on deadly nightshade. and that does NOT bode well for satoru, who falls for him hard in their second year but doesn’t have the guts to confess

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@caitlandtoo THANK YOU I LOVE YOU

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@aeku1765 yes i have a pdf of that! part one is published, and part two is halfway done so i’m hoping it’ll be ready soon. i’ll send it to you!

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@kianalyter thank you so much for reading 💛