WildAssHomeBoy

250 lbs of twisted steel & sex appeal...

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@soogz1 Hi

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@harris_wins What a joke! Worthless!

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Scientists say the core of the sun is 27,000,000°F which coincidentally is the same temperature the black interior of my car was today….
#hot
#HaveYouEverBeenCremated
#sun

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

imagine you were a whale and you were breaking up with your whale girlfriend and humans recorded your conversation and put it on spotify to fall asleep to, that would be so fucked up….
#HumanNature
#whale

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

I heard Hundreds of kids are shipped off to Mime Boarding School every year, never to be heard from again....
#silence

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Women are angels, and when someone breaks their wings, they continue to fly...on a broomstick... but they're flexible that way....
#FlyEaglesFly #FlyDay #SOAR

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it....
#wise
#mouthshut

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Men have three basic hairstlyles: parted, unparted and departed...
#wigs #hairstyle

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

@allen2010_glen @12OnYourSide You are a dumb a$$ … and probably think Biden is Awesome

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

I saw a one armed man shopping at a second hand store. I was like, "You're not going to find what you are looking for."…
#adultingshowmax
#2handsAreBetterThanOne

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

I before E except after C…
Debunked by Science

#english
#crazy

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Every morning I wake up and I realize more and more how much women are a lot like a good coffee …
They are so much better after you grind the bean for a few minutes.….
#coffee
#Grind

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

I have come to the conclusion, that dryer lint is the cremated remains of all of my missing socks....
#crazy
#Lost
#socks

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Whenever a bird poops on my car I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch just to let them know what I'm capable of...
#EpsteinClientList
#Revenge
#FAFO

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Walmart is opening dental offices in some of its stores.
There will be an express lane for people with 12 teeth or less.

#thursdayvibes
#Walmart
#Epstein

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

9 months before I was born, I went to a party with my Dad and left with my Mom….
#cockpit
#Familylove

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Can’t talk right now! I’m at a baby shower 😂👏

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Sis, you're not a snack when
you've had 5 kids by 5 baby daddies.
You are an Arby's 5 for 5.
You've had the meats.
#blackout
#arbys
#meat
#holes4use

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I saw a strip club across the street from a minigolf place and I'm liberal but that's too much for me. What if you're just trying to have a nice afternoon with your family then your kids look across the street and have to see a bunch of losers playing minigolf?
#MAMAAWARDS
#GOLD

[WildAssHomeBoy @wildasshomeboy]

Every woman is a DOLL!
Now whether it is Barbie, Annabelle, or Voodoo….
Is a roll of the dice !
#MarvelLegends
#woman
#women
#crazy