The Kitten Has Claws

Performer. Director. Showgirl. Idiot.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

lol. @x trying to check if there is a human behind this account when their bots fucked it in the first place. 🤣🤣🤣

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

The joys of @scotrail travel: connecting train in Aberdeen leaves 3 minutes before my one gets in so I have 2 hours in Aberdeen Station to kill before the next one and the plug sockets on my train aren't working so can't charge my phone or headphones.
Shite play guys.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

When @X locks you out of your account cause it thinks you were under 13 when you started it and there is no way to contact them except by pretending to be your own mother in order to open it again. This is why bots in the help centre is gash and humans are best. #elonmusk #fail

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

@RamonasKitchen1 @coopuk Sad times. Will have to ask @coopuk why they're no longer Stocking your product and will have to stock up when near a larger supermarket.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

When your local @coopuk #ibrox #glasgow no longer stocks @RamonasKitchen1 houmous. The devastation is real. Where is my nearest stockist please? Sorry co-op: your own brand no longer cuts it now I've tasted Ramona's!

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

I'd deffo go to see #CoyotevsAcme in the cinema but won't get the chance because @wbpictures values money over Movie Making. WTAF.
Petition to have it released here: https://t.co/FMYddWLq92

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

Congrats @PSOSEdinburgh on their excellent crime fighting today- moving on a delivery van before it could deliver! Sister is now in floods of tears. Consistently under-resourced yet find the time for that. Slow hand clap.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

Congrats to @EdinburghTrams for shafting a tourist. Had no idea you can't buy a ticket on board the tram. Just got fined. Now have to walk the rest of the week as am on a budget and that used all of it. Great way to treat visitors! Girl walking home alone late at night.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

@tomlenk This is amazing! Thank you for sharing. 🤣

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

@SavetheTick @ben_edlund @TheTickTV @batdorkgirl Keen!

[Save The Tick 💙 @SavetheTick]

And remember chums...

#BlueTick #BlueCheckMark #TheTick

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

@IndyLife Just FYI in your article it states Simon Mayo left Radio 2 in recent months. He left about 4 years ago.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

@simonmayo @greatesthitsuk one wonders.

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

As a fellow Paterson, I really feel for @lesleydoestri and the fact loads of people are sharing social meds posts with her name spelled wrong.
Her surname only has one t, not 2.
Like, it's right there on the internet beside her awards nominations and wins!! Infuriating!

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

Eh?!

[Gordon Guthrie @gordonguthrie]

Did you know that there is a lovely 50 seater cinema in the New Town of Edinburgh?

Bet you didn't - I didn't and about 60 or 70 members of my family who lived within 500 metres never mentioned it neither

(Plz retweet)

🧵

[The Kitten Has Claws @wildcardkitty]

Just posted a photo @ Glasgow, United Kingdom https://t.co/6Itq6nihv9