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[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

AI robs you of the magical experience of writing the worst sentence any human has ever read

[vibe rater @viberater278]

how do you tell someone that you’ve already met them without feeling like him

[bella @earlygirl__]

finally saw the odyssey. I do not like the way they treated the cyclops. he was minding his business and tending a lovely home.

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

In the UK you can harass a Black professor to death, but you can’t protest a genocide

[Grace 🦎🩵🐣🐈‍⬛🌃 @HormoneHangover]

the Odyssey was good but they had a little bit of that same Bridgerton dialogue thing where the characters turn to each other and say, "as we both know, Mom, the traditions of our society dictate that when a guy comes over to your house, you have to feed him, because of Zeus"

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

gonna start telling people mid convo "land the plane" when they talkin in circles

[Nihal | نهال @nihalist___]

the thing about reading substack is… I really do understand why editors were invented

[Emily Segal @khole_emily]

I’m at LAX and the TSA agents are wearing tabi ballet flats

[marc @feelingsplain]

Just drove past a pub with about 10 old boys outside just staring right at the fucking sun. What a country

[goblin @cpfc_goblin]

would’ve liked to look at the eclipse - unfortunately literally nowhere is selling glasses. if it were 15 years ago pairs would be included with every newspaper and available in every shop but alas britain is now a failed state and failed states don’t have time for such frivolity

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[Pop Base @PopBase]

One year ago today, prominent journalist and Al Jazeera correspondent Anas al-Sharif was killed by an Israeli airstrike on a media tent in Gaza City.

He was 28 years old and had been receiving threats for reporting on Israel’s war crimes prior to his assassination.

[🌟 Joanna 🌟 @joannamont]

Hi @skytv - did you mean to charge my dad £114.50 for dying? Bit harsh after 15 years as a loyal customer. Bit unfortunate, too, that the email you’re using to tell him so is actually my dead mother’s.

Is charging people for dying before their contract ends really your policy?

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

My blood cells watching me pick off the scab they've been working on for 28 hours for the fourth time

[Miscounted Cash Flow @Miscountedcf]

Emailing back and forth with someone in a chain with 40 other people in it

[merrin @wowzowee]

can't stop thinking about this random goodreads review...

[zink @alpinespirits]

Guy that went on a japan trip 3 years ago:
Wow it's pretty humid today. You know that reminds me a lot of my trip to Osaka

[melancholy @lonerondeck]

Fuck career gap, yeah I didn't work for some months so what

[s🗡🎞️ @cupofte4rs]

I actually think ‘who put 50p in you?’ may be one of the funniest things you could say to someone

[Lakyn Thee Stylist @OgLakyn]

I never feel dumber than when I enter a new cafe in Europe and can’t figure out if it’s self-service or table service or if there’s no tables at all or I can’t have my laptop out but I can upstairs or they only serve coffee between 10-11 or or or