@hxstlerfox *Waves casually to the cops headed to Bugburga on the way out before making a beeline for the van.*
“Oy, you’re parked illegally!” He teases. “ZPD, open up!”
33 years old, hopelessly in love on the phone, eating a full jar of peanut butter, about to order some pizza, and using his boner to balance the remote
he's the best character yep
“Woahhhh easy there, spaceman. Clearly this has to be from some movie shoot. Orrr a publicity stunt. What kind of hustle are you pulling?”
He folds his arms, looking up and down the fox in admittedly badass sci fi gear.
@StarPilot__
“You there, sir? Is this you uhhhh…can’t exactly call it a car now.”
Nick folds his arms at the vessel taking up three spots in the parking lot.
“…I’m assuming it’s yours, Spaceman?”
“So you don’t wanna turn with this ass?” Nick takes a swig with one hand, the other dropping his shorts, showing off his curvy orange hips, fluffy tail and…is that a green thong?
⠀⠀‘ — the fuck does that damn cat know . ’ he mutters , but offers the bottle without turning to face Nick before promptly flopping on a small seat nearby . ‘ yall are fuckin' stalkers , I swear . ’
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The fox brushes himself off, throwing his secondhand lab coat to the floor with a smirk. “Clawhauser said you were feeling a little lonely? Pass the booze, dude-“
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⠀⠀— slams door open , then immediately glares at him , half drunk bottle in paw .
⠀⠀‘ what the — Nick , the fuck is wrong wit'chu .ᐣ.ᐟ get your ass in here , idiot . ’
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I don’t respect Fox McCloud because in the true ending of the new remake, General Pepper offers him a salaried position and this idiot wants to keep his freelance gig.
YOU ABSOLUTE RUBE! Paid time off. 401K matching. Health insurance. AHHH! These things are important, Fox!!