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@ShannonBiersack happy birthday!!!

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you can't not say "watch your fingers" while carrying large heavy objects through tight doorways. you have to say it, otherwise someone will lose their fingers.

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my pointer finger was still sleeping when the rest of my body woke up

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why is my head so heavy?

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@ShannonBiersack Mine definitely sets the level of toastiness and not time. I never knew such toasters with timers even existed.

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I can no longer continue to pay insane prices for Diet Mountain Dew. It just hurts. I'm switching to some other radioactive yellow liquid that comes in 2 Liter bottles. I can get those for about a buck and a quarter a pop. Doesn't taste the same but its close enough.

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My cat doesn't have hands and it's hilarious. I mean she does have paws but it's funny cuz I think she definitely thinks she has hands.

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i am super good at dropping my lunch on the floor. the dog is a big fan of my skills.

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@Abigeilgarcia Ps 118:22
Is 28:16
Is 8:14
Lot of references back to these in the NT as well

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home improvement reruns are timeless. will continue to watch until i die.

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recently discovered that craigslist is still a thing. wild.

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finally got a couple rest days in but man i have so much to do

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i think my dog likes having her eyeballs rubbed. this is new for me. never rubbed eyeballs other than my own before.

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i think i need to start making music again. i imagine it will be as enjoyable if not more so than cheese.

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when i limp out of the bathroom stall its because my legs fell asleep. just thought i should clear that up.

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I dont think my lips are working right.

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toothpicks

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