M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸

¿De qué desastre me salvé?

[bob loblaw @spacegirlcore]

so?

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

Why is it edited like a Ru Paul’s Drag Race’s episode 😭😭😭🙏🏼

[Mara is seeing lngshot @mara4sho]

me : im so happy lngshot are on tour they’re gonna improve their english
the english they’re learning :

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

Cállese la boca ombe nojoda

[★彡 @juradocomoung]

mi veredicto es que si participas en una violación grupal hay que matarte, no hay forma que puedas ser reintegrado en la sociedad chao

[rune ♀ @femwitness]

unfortunately, i love my daughter too much to ever bring her into this world. she’ll be the safest inside of me and i’ll carry her with me until i die

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

Qué lindo omg que LINDO. QUE. LINDO.

[Boulangère👩‍🍳🌵 @aishatudanpullo]

Not me. I am self aware enough to know I have terrible traits. Just working on being a better person everyday.

[yɢѳʀ ッ @impcaetano]

tenho sindrome de pai, qnd algo q eu não gosto acontece eu sumo

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

@veommies NENA LMFAO

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

@bbing214 So? lol

[akilhenrymusic.bsky.social @akilhenrymusic]

I might get killed for this, but Abbott Elementary, Superstore, My Wife and Kids, Fresh Prince, Brooklyn 99, Modern Family, The Office US and Kim’s Convenience are ALL better than Friends lol

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

These mfs are insufferable omd

[aapayés @aapayes]

Unas imágenes captaron el momento en que miembros de la delegación de Netanyahu identificaban y elaboraban una lista de las personas que abandonaron la sala durante el discurso.

Los sionistas están elaborando perfiles de personas, tal como hacían los nazis.

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

Lo hice una vez, nada más me hice un esguince en el tobillo
Su funcionó

Que pena con el taxista I had to put me first Lucious

[CherryCola @CherryCola5309]

@ohcrapohno Hoky shit. I'd throw myself in front of a car and then use the hospital as an excuse for why I didn't take the exam

[Blaxx🦇 @biggblaxxx]

Me going back and forth between healed and insane every day

[Saint 🇭🇹 @Franksaint96]

I cut people off for the shit they do to other people too… won’t get me.

[osa @onwardisa_]

Tenho todos sintomas de depressão menos a falta de apetite

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

Yo puedo dejar de desaprender MUCHAS cosas; pero no logro dejar de no decir no lol

[M🪭 | 🇨🇴🇵🇸 @wildflower_0803]

Le paso a una amiga en Italia no lo entendierais

[Hot Bread® vs Path Pharm @_mariamherself]

There's something about watching someone you're attracted to play a sport, I can't explain it

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot