Jessica Cale

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

My life is a slant rhyme #saysthebrother

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The time to move forward is now.

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

No seriously @realDonaldTrump please consider this as an act of mercy and goodness

[helpsavebrandon @helpsavebrandon]

.@realDonaldTrump please commute the sentence of #BrandonBernard 5of9 surviving jurors no longer want death. He was not the shooter, fmr prosecutor also wants his life spared. He was 18 at time of crime and did not kill anyone 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

I’m a hunter, not a knower #saysthebrother

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

In other exciting news, I think the QA department at my job is gaslighting me, so that’s neat

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

My favorite kind of anxiety is the kind you feel right before you’re going to perform #saysthesister

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

Dear Daring Soul
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You get to be happy. ▪️
When I was three years old I was convinced that the speed limit was a special set of roads you could drive to be safe. I think in a very similar, human way we get confused… https://t.co/PmfDDXHJsb

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

Taught our waitress about fry sauce tonight, so we are bringing the truth to the world one person at a time #utahgoodness #frysauce #redrobin

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

Dear Daring Soul
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I know you just did 2019 and it was the kind of year that stretched your heart and required pieces of yourself that you didn’t even know were there. I know there were moments of illumination that… https://t.co/YOsZpDnDmb

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

@altonbrown why does your turkey brine recipe call for peppercorns instead of ground pepper or cracked pepper? Asking for a friend

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

I wish the government worked as well as the Chic-Fil-A drive through #saysthebrother @jacksonbohansen #futurePOTUS

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

I listened to Chopin for three hours...on purpose #saysthebrother the things you do #saysthedad for blondes #saysthebrother

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

I think my favorite drug warning is “don’t use if you are allergic to this”. Well thanks. I wouldn’t have thought of that on my own.

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

Alex listening to the OBC Recording of Elephant Love Melody: This is not my song! You changed the perfect song! Why didn’t you just write a new musical?!? @MoulinRougeBway @findinalexandra #thanksforkarenolivoandaarontveitthough

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

Harry Potter and a Host of Pedagogical Mistakes-a loving commentary by Jessica and Alex on the day we celebrate our return to Hogwarts

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

Spoiler-if you think millennials are to blame and are somehow entitled because we grew up in the age of participation trophies, I’d like to take this moment to remind you that we didn’t give the trophies to ourselves. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

She wanted to tell me but I didn’t want to listen. So that’s my bad #saysthemom

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

It’s crazy that babies grow up to be real people #saysthebrother #calesreunited

[Jessica Cale @wildflowercale]

She’s going to make me date so hard #saystheisaac #calesreunited