oxford comma enthusiast

i am nothing in my soul if not obsessive

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

hate tweet

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

@exovictim dani get behind me

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

its been 10+ years since i identified as a twenty one pilots fan how do i get o to stop trying to correct itself as ø

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

writing a cover letter is a sick humiliation ritual and idk how much longer i can do it

[Luci ♡ kim ji woo shady moments @valentinesxdoom]

huge day for 35 year olds with jack skellington tattoos who don’t play about ice nine kills or ronnie radke

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

my kid giggling and smiling after poking every single pimple on my face then bodyslamming me several times

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

@exovictim why are they japanmaxxing

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Rosalie's Revenge" by Katie Huon.

[🐛io • artfight i0lanthe @i0lanthe_]

pink bugs thread 🩷
if you like rosy maple moths and want to expand your bug game. just kidding

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

every day i spend as an unemployed chud pushes me closer to pursuing a piercing apprenticeship

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

oh you love me? name 3 fights i’ve had with my mother

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Ozempic? Try Marlboro.

Prozac? Try Miller Lite.

Adderall? Try White Monster.

There is always a natural alternative to everything.

[schizzy @crybabybuick]

We’re beating a dead horse later if you wanna join

[James @takeopaul]

im replacing ai, what yall wanna know

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

i miss the northeast

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

someone build me a time machine so i can be my middle school aged self’s big sister. she needs me.

[shadoomf🪲🇵🇸(homunculus enjoyer) @Shadoo_creeture]

at the nuclear powers plant straight up "cuddling it". and by "it" haha, well. let's justr say. my sludge

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

cant even dm tweets to each other anymore wtf is x chat that sounds pornographic

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Happy 30th birthday to the brilliant Florence Pugh!

[oxford comma enthusiast @wildg0ds]

my entire instagram explore page being memes about cigarettes in multiple languages. i have a niche.