Tia

humble, with just a hint of kanye

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Someone please tell me I’m not crazy and that Blake Lively actually photoshopped a pair of heels on her feet for her photo

[Tia @wildgoldd]

How much shopping is too much shopping in iso

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Does it count if I downed 15 vodka cranberries

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Drunk T threw a cheeseburger at P and yelled ‘NO CARBS AFTER 8PM’

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Honestly the longer I’m home the more homeless I start looking

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Conspiracy Theorists on my Insta need to chill - I know not to believe everything you see in the media but you know photoshop is a thing yeah? I can honestly photoshop you at a ‘covid-doesn’t-exist’ rally on SNAPCHAT and make you believe you were actually there 😂

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Day 1 of Lockdown2: have successfully eaten a packet of chilli chips and binge watched 10 eps of Brooklyn 99

[Tia @wildgoldd]

When people don't know the difference between 'his' and 'he's'

[Tia @wildgoldd]

When a guy messages you and says 'T, you're a bit of a 💣🐢' He means bombshell... Not bomb turtle #imanidiot

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Please remind me why I signed up for tinder again? It's been an hr and I'm only getting superliked by white guys with an Asian fetish

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Legit become so obsessed with Sims that in the middle of a date the notification popped up with voice 'SUSU' & I had to pretend it wasn't me

[MonsterKing @CerromeRussell]

A sugar daddy with limited funds is a Splenda Papi, write that down

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Had to pretend I was offended by that comment but I wasn't

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Watching Guardians of the Galaxy and my friend has the nerve to say 'Rocket is an asshole with feelings.. I wonder who that reminds you of'

[Tia @wildgoldd]

What the fuck who does that

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Also my ex appeared out of nowhere and introduced himself to my best friend as 'hey I'm Aaron*, tia and I used to sleep together'

[Tia @wildgoldd]

Okay my best friend is drunk and has not not stopped laughing for 20 mins

[Tia @wildgoldd]

In hindsight.. Do not marry an Asian man

[Tia @wildgoldd]

She spent half an hr going through every race to summarise who would make a good husband/give me the most beautiful offspring