Wild Goose Man

Enjoy fishing, shooting and conservation in the great outdoors!

[Demob Job @DemobJob]

🚀 I'm currently recruiting for this urgent position below in North London
👍 All training is provided so are you up for a new challenge?
☎️ Always open to a confidential discussion on 0191 3233891 or 07813655898 (Adrian)
👉 https://t.co/566yAnQVrC
#exmilitarytalent

[Josh Pieters @joshua_pieters]

Now that Katie Hopkins can’t read Twitter, I can tell you that on Monday I made her fly to Prague to pick up a completely fake award. Video up shortly.

[John Bull @garius]

Thread time!

Meet Mary Burchell, one of the most successful romance writers EVER. Over 110 Mills & Boons to her name.

Got an image of her in your head now, right? Bin it.

Because Mary is a Righteous Gentile.

She wrote books to fund her efforts to help Jews escape Nazi Germany

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

Should have been jailed. For once, an RSPCA prosecution I agree with. https://t.co/hi9D7X00c1

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

@RevRichardColes @RevDavidColes I hate to break this to you but he may have been onto something 😀

[Stansaid Airport @StansaidAirport]

If ever you feel ignored or unappreciated, always remember, there are people working in BMW factories fitting indicators.

[Didn’t Happen of the Year Awards @_DHOTYA]

Green Party have just won a seat.

Just a reminder when, then Deputy Leader, Amelia Womack won #DHOTYA2017 with more votes than she got when being elected Deputy Leader of the Green Party

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

An Election Day thread to remind you that, contrary to his bluster and lies, @BorisJohnson is soft on crime, the governments in which he has served have brought the criminal justice system to its knees, and he is not proposing to do a single thing to fix it.

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

And for clarity, I'm a Conservative but still think that Johnson is a 3rd rate spiv who would sell his gran if he thought it would win him approval. He's a stain on the party who is, and will, lie to the people every day.

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

So out of the bunch of fuckwits and cockwombles we had to choose from, looks like we get fuckwit Johnson... reality is who ever won, we lose. Saddest thing is not one of them are worthy of leading the country. Johnson is a lying POS and to many good people turn a blind eye to it.

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

What an absolute clusterfuck the next parliamentary term is going to be.

[Neville Southall @NevilleSouthall]

A supporter asked if we had an Amazon Wishlist so that her children could choose gifts to donate... so we made one! Most gifts on our list cost same as a cup of coffee. Take a look:
https://t.co/k9gGNFgzmE

All gifts meet the usual safety requirements for CAMHS units.
@xmas4camhs

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

Not confusing at all them @BBCSport

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

@swedishladyc Maybe you were channelling your inner Sentinel? 😀

[Duds @DudsofOxon]

There's a letter in this week's @ShootingTimes from a gentleman who had been diagnosed with cancer and who is looking for a litter a gundog puppies in Staffordshire/ South Cheshire that he can go and spend a little time with. Can anyone help? If so email [email protected] 👍

[Fort William FC @FortWilliamFC]

We’ve had to stop training because of some stags👀😂

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

@USMCNoggin This device is a cloud buster, designed to strip the gullible of their money.

[Wild Goose Man @wildgooseman]

@USMCNoggin This device is a cloud bus.... hahaaahaaaahahaaaaa, no sorry let's go again, I still can't say it without laughing.

[PonteJack @somersetlevel]

Only the lowest form of life would buy a poppy to support those who gave everything for our freedom and then claim it back on expenses. I don't care which political Party they come from.