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feeling stabby.

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@masonmennenga I think this man has never had a actual umbrella…

he bought what was advertised as a “special umbrella” off one of those dodgy facebook links and what they actually sent was a parasol that leaks like a colander whenever it rains.

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@ask_aubry Id leave him a binky and take everything else that I bought.

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@korinreid Nah, we just wanna see Mike bite Jakes nose off…

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@CarissasNewLife Just move to a different time zone!
2:30am there is like 8/9/10:30 am here.
(depending on which time zone your actually in of course)

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@TheAmberPicota The good thing about dumpster fires… they get rid of a lot of trash…

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@ask_aubry Got news for him…
All women have muscles…
Blow up dolls don’t have muscles…
He wants a blow up doll…

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@ask_aubry Normal day for me.

I do have blue hair but since he didn’t mention that…

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@ShadesOfElias Fleas…mange… ticks… gotta poop in the woods & no opposable thumbs so can’t wipe properly… any high pitched noises drive you insane… you go though half your wardrobe every time theres a full moon…. And heaven forbid your wearing something that wont rip when you change…

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@defnotbeka Go look up hatpin bans in the early 1900’s.

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@BarlowAdams Im in Scotland, will there be a Kelpie branch?

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@KTmBoyle Canadian Thanksgiving was the 14th of October… they don’t have a leg to stand on.

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@BarlowAdams Darn, I was totally on board with the vengeful highway siren lifestyle…

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@RachelGlickler Twinkie von Cookie-pants

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@theangriestbuni Gonna need a bigger magnifying glass…

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@R_S_Russo

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@RevDaniel I find God in nature more than I ever have in any church building.

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@Tjeerd001 1 point
Never been divorced.

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@jflWrites “You say that like its some sorta revelation….”

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@Richard_Vixen Wonder if shes looked up the stats for the number of women dosed up to the eyeballs on antidepressants back then?

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@RevDaniel @Brcremer I hope so cause im in big trouble if not…