Hannah

Aspiring enthusiast.

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@aobarkelson @mulhlland_drive Literally what the fuck are any of you talking about

[Olga Khazan ME, BUT BETTER @olgakhazan]

The number one thing keeping me from wanting to get pregnant again is medical professionals calling me "mama"

[Nein @neincubed]

Is therapy just secularized confession

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@haalarsemufc @porcelalina She even made a suggestion!

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

very interesting how trans people are expendable for electoral purposes but for zionists we gotta go down with the ship

[dino the pale goon 🇪🇸 @DuctTapeShawty]

please watch this.

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@Todojaceoh @mlekoday @thedocfile Nobody said anything about perfectly moral exemplars

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@MatthewSay44970 @mcsquared34 "We could probably use a lawsuit to get flock cameras banned" thats very optimistic of you

[Hannah @wildhanner]

It would be so cool if the one company making bikes specifically for women made ones that looked good

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@Sanfran49erfan8 @esjesjesj Source: I made it up.

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@originallisaJ3 @delphinedelune Jesus christ UTI city

[Hannah @wildhanner]

I have but this one precious life

[Steven Peterson 🏳️‍🌈 @squeakytoy]

I will never understand why people don’t remove the license plate cover with the name of the dealership where they bought their car

[Hannah @wildhanner]

People on this website have to ruin fucking everything i swear lol

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

The way this song was never her biggest but it’s been #1 on the nostalgic engagementslop twitter charts for at least ten years now

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

The way this song was never her biggest but it’s been #1 on the nostalgic engagementslop twitter charts for at least ten years now

[groucho marxist🔻☭ @fwasiercwane]

everyday this admin passes a new Eat Shit and Die bill and the only response we get out of congress is "damn that's crazy, yall be easy tho" as they send more money to Israel

[Hannah @wildhanner]

Oh shut the FUCK UP

[Lea 🦩 @abysstoabyss]

okay I do not partake in the hygiene olympics because I am myself a little 🤏🏼 gross, but wdym you guys are wearing your bras more than once

[Hannah @wildhanner]

@GoalLoaded Yes. You just have to point your fingers forward, it's the best pushup form.

[Danny Manus @DannyManus]

Mitch McConnell is actually the best Metaphor for, and representation of, America and our political system. He spent almost a century making the world a better place for only himself and his friends, married an immigrant while working tirelessly against other immigrants, manipulated the system to increase his power only to be usurped & made impotent by someone even more unethical, unscrupulous and power hungry. Then when the system is finally done with him, they keep his dead body on life support just to use him for one more power move until finally allowing him sweet sweet death while his wife flees the country and his children go into hiding. And when it's all said and done, he'll be best remembered for a meme that made him into a turtle. America.

[Hannah @wildhanner]

Jokes are just memes now. Nothing is actually funny anymore