smoog johnson

Hopeless romantic dreamer

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Why do Italians get all the cool stuff - Mozzarella, etc…

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

New method: when playing hoops go first one to 5, but it’s win by 6
#sports #funinthesun

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Let it be known before the season starts, this year will be Kyle Pitts year, I can feel it.

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Ever since we moved on from the IPhone 5C society has been going down hill

#nostalgia #deepwiththedeep

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Starting to think it wasn’t just “another rough day on the course” and maybe I’m just bad at golf

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Next business idea:
“Hijabs - for him”

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Yall think Greta Thunberg be getting sneaky play or she too busy with like climate stuff

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Call me Geno Smith the way I do nothing on Sundays

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Haven’t bit my tongue in forever

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Thinking of getting dangly cross earrings

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Gonna start saying “hubba hubba” when I see attractive people, we as society should’ve never gotten rid of that

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

13 dollars in tax?? Those roads better be spotless

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Whatever happened to mad libs? That was the peak of fun

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Your two hall passes are Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury - don’t say I never gave you nothing.

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Why don’t sexy moms run our government

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

I am a slut for a good lazy river

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

“Connor you are the only guy I know who looks hot in a Prius” - someone probably soon

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

@ethanhill1012 Is she cute - no. Could she get it - yes.

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

New York cops look like they got their uniforms at a Halloween store

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Why didn’t the Jews get a bunch of casinos in Germany #Wednesday #thinkin

[smoog johnson @wildhorse52]

Who tryna kick it Donner party style??