Long Story Short I Survived✨

A MySpace blog saved my life. I'm going to change the world.

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@stumbleinlove Because he knows how it feels to have parents that don't want him 😭😭😭😭

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@abritincanada There are children's books available about how different types of families are made. I wouldn't be surprised if he already had one but I could totally see Buck getting one to help explain it in an age appropriate way that keeps his parents at the forefront of the story.

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@likes_koolaid Before I read the second part I pictured Theo just FaceTiming Eddie once Buck falls asleep every night to whisper/talk his ear off like Buck does and Eddie just lets it happen.

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@becausevan_ Favorite place by all time low and cloudy with a chance by the summer set.

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@rizcriz I need someone to write this right now 😭😭

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@shanescervix I used to but I literally just left dinner where my husband sat across from me eating hibachi while I giggled and kicked my feet over Taylor's wedding so like it does actually happen in real life it turns out.

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@rozehollander Same

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and if ever someone bitches about how $26M is pocket change for taylor, this is the reality:

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@ravibuckleydiaz I was not prepared for him to be THAT close 😅

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@hellanovers Never actually got to go to film school but hyper fixated on it since I was 10 so I clocked this immediately. This was so intentional. There's no other way. I will die on this hill.

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@eddiefreckle I literally told my husband no 😂

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@Msmashb And we love you for it!

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@daylightsashley New fear unlocked: eyebrow pencil

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@muheediva01 I still have them

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@daylightsashley IT IS 6:22 AM. I HAVENT EVEN HAD COFFEE YET. 😭😭😭

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I went down a rabbit hole of 911/H5-0 crossovers and then opened a word document today.

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@rizcriz So I had this question when our adoption wasn't finalized yet and you can go you just need to loop in the social worker!

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@softestbuckley When I adopted a couple years ago it's literally something you have to do in the paperwork, so....

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@SapphicEddie @byebuddies Just so you know if Siri hears you calling her a bitch she can and will shut your map app down in the middle of downtown LA 🙃

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@xmastreefarm13 Purchased so fast