ehhhh

*whispers* I wish you well

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google and adtech ok but let’s talk about the Trader Joe’s monopoly on little gem

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“yes, yes bathe in the beaten remains of your unborn children” laughing, shakes my head, dipping tendies into the eggs for home made chicken nuggies

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defund the police and give it all to fdny

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wait are they still tweets?

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stopped masturbating just liking my own tweets instead

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Grindr ads like “Are you a cum-guzzling slut with a dump truck ass and a nasty little coke habit? Join our Johns Hopkins empirical study”

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It’s 2024 and I am still waiting

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It’s 2023 where is SHE

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fresh air is nice but have you ever tried stepping onto a well air conditioned subway car in the middle of New York summer?

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gay earthquake

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earthquake on a friday? And I’m supposed to keep working?

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haha wait did I almost just die?

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OK MAGNITUDE 4.8

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honestly good to know new york city doesn’t just crumble during a little earth quake

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but did anything break?

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me @tenddental

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what if we made out in the 288+ AQI Canadian wildfire smog in bushwick?

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@sargentned Could not agree more like what happened to these sweet boys??

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It’s 2023 where is SHE

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Grindr ads like “Are you a cum-guzzling slut with a dump truck ass and a nasty little coke habit? Join our Johns Hopkins empirical study”

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If you are gay you are legally obligated to ride this citibike