Dean Gullbeary

Bluffing...nothing beats a pair of balls

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@VancityReynolds hey just a crazy over the top idea. The next Deadpool movie Betty White is being mugged and Deadpool saves her she then looks at Deadpool and says who are you? You respond Deadpool, with a smile Betty responds you sound like a little bitch!

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@cw_spnhttps://twitter.com/wildmanchild/status/1208930636460953602?s=09

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@jarpad what about a movie Freddy vs Jason vs Chucky vs leprechaun vs Mike Meyers vs alien vs ECT, ECT ECT then the ending of the movie goes, Sam, Dean, Cas, Bobby, show up kill them all and all look at each other and say that takes care of that!! Then drive off.

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

Hmm apparently when walking thru the mall and the kiosk people try to grab you screaming out HE TRIED TO TOUCH MY PENIS!!! Is frowned upon. #whoknew

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

Ha the Wild Man Child is now Kttc Famous#winning

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@VancityReynolds Can I be in the next Deadpool movie.i think it would go like this...you walk by in the Deadpool suit.I say Beatle juice and you cut my head off screaming that's bad juju breaking the fourth wall... Sorry I thought of it first kinda like the iphone 15.. Called it!

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@bobandtom under boob sounds like a female super hero who's enemy could be mushroom head!

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

That is the last time I use that restroom...there was a sign that said employees must wash hands...not one dam employee in there to wash my hands service here sucks!

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

I just tried cottonelle toilet paper... typically I use Charmin both are great I do like the ripples in cottonelle, kinda like ripple chips more chip for the dip

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

#alliwantforchristmasis

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

Want good food and crappy service checkout Firehouse subs in Rochester Minnesota@FirehouseSubs

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@VancityReynolds would you tell my wife if her heart throb Ryan Reynolds can play toonblast then her husband should be allowed to ay toonblast?

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

I ate a salad today to surprise my body...now I have diarrhea I guess that makes me a salad shooter

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@mishacollins Chainsaws don't care if you have flip flops on or not. They are kinda like honey badgers

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

Back in the day stupidity was messured with hold my beer and watch this shit...now a days it is more like let me set my Starbucks down and give you a sober demonstration did you see that wait I can top it

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

There are some smells in life that just take you back...the restroom I am in currently is not one of them

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

I have found it fun to go into department stores to the cologne and perfume counter and pronounce the names wrong, when the clerck corrects me I then point out Gross it says it's eau de toilette, that's toilet water 😂 for some reason they don't find it funny #onlybill

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

@jimmyfallon Has anyone invented the game mugshot or tinder pic?

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

https://t.co/QnOQAztT7x

[Dean Gullbeary @wildmanchild]

Great food, good drinks#moron#putz#grumpyoldmen