Wildmutt72

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@AnErrInTheCode Hopefully nobody tries to put a cup over it. By the time they catch the spider under the cup, they are in the direct line of fire. And if she let's loose, only the spider will be left with fresh air...

At least the rest of the room will be fumigated. 😵‍💫

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@PossumFarts Your gas will have more phases than a hidden JRPG boss. Quiey airy egg SBDs that grow in volume, meaty yet pungent blasts, followed by wet fiery eruptions that sting like tear gas.

Good luck to whoever has to share a tent with you, or heaven forbid a sleeping bag! 😣😵‍💫

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@PossumFarts On a camping trip some years ago I found an absolute lethal meal combo for the worst gas.

Eat a bunch of bread or carbs before the hike, hard boiled eggs during the hike, some campfire cheesy onion bombs as a snack when you get back, and then spicy vegitarian chili for dinner.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@PossumFarts Imagine with each loud eruption the sound and stench wakes you back up. Slowly you begin to fade again from the putrid miasma flooding your nose, mouth, and lungs.

Then just before passing out, another one slips out and the cycle repeats. She cant keep it up all night... right?

[Mason 🌻 GAYBIAN!!!!! @verdantwyrm]

IF YOU'RE TRANS AND YOU TAKE HRT PLEASEEE BUY A SHARPS CONTAINER!!!! YOU ARE PUTTING THE WORKERS WHO PROCESS YOUR GARBAGE AT RISK IF YOU DON'T PROPERLY DISPOSE OF YOUR SHARPS!!!!!!!

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@KibblePibble All fun and games until the pound lables you both as inseparable. Now even if you get adopted there will be no escape. You will be stuck huffing your meals from a bulldog's backside for life.

Im sure you will learn to tolerate it eventually, but we both know you won't.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@ashtray_puppy Don't forget about the soft wags you cant stop as they hold it firmly in place. They can feel just how much you enjoy it, and it only makes their grip that much tighter. Forcefully locked in place and no matter what, they know your such and eager little pet.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@OriSkunkgirl I could imagine an 'after' art work of a bunch of people looking at someone after a potent session saying "Smells like they fuck skunks."

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@popoisyucky @Zyphroxyl Just wanted to point out that the captions are wonderful. So glad I had them on by accident when I clicked this.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@pudgydiva What does she enjoy more; teasing somebody with her gas, or just farting in general?

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@101isverycool 'Erupts' more often than old faithful, blasts their trumpet more than a brass band, or leaking like a cracked gas line.

They are even better when themed to the person or charachter tho. Like a trucker 'hauling a leaking load of gas', or a farmer being called a cropduster.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@GutternoseGator Did you write this so strangers can call you names?

Totally unrelated, here are some ideas:
* Putrid Plaything
* Personal gas tank
* Deodorizer
* Huffslut
* Ass-sistant

Pardon if they are not the best. I prefer to write longer more detailed praises and teases.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@SkunkGirlDev I wish for unlimited wishes with my wish being granted the exact way I intend or would perceive. Then my next wish is to know the genies deepest wish.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@GutternoseGator Once at a super remote gas station, I was in the restoom (single room bathroom) and had someone bang on the door shouting if I wasn't out soon they would kick in the door and shit in my lap. They got told off by somebody and left before I could get out. 🤔😫

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@ArtificialCreme Stop time 100%. I would change between a few outfits each time somebody blinks to see how well they are paying attention.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@SkunkGirlDev Imagine late one night she sticks her rancid panties in your mouth then sits on your face and tells you to guess how many times she farted that day or else. After three failed guesses she reveals the answer was 0 because its 12:01am and then just unloads straight down your nose.

[Wildmutt72 @wildmutt72]

@GutternoseGator Oh no! And imagine if transforming back might just leave the smell stuck in your nose until you can transform back again. Who would risk enduring heightened levels of rancid stink for a full lunar cycle with no escape?!