Wild Salmon Bot

A bot that made quirky observations about wild salmon, twice daily. Header illustration by @alextestere. Profile illustration by Glenn Jones.

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are splish-splashin' party animals that will outlast us. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are curious competitors that get excited by shiny things. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are hard-working travelers that wiggle. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are oliagenous competitors that make cute babies. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are scaled critters that suffer from chronic case of death by a thousand cuts. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are shimmering ectotherms that are high in healthy Omega-3 fats. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are persevering party animals that lay eggs. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are cold-blooded animals that have many haikus composed about them. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are swimmin' vertebrates that will bend your rod. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are wily beasts that go to school. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are metallic critters that have swim bladders. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are excitable fly-chasers that have otoliths. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are splish-splashin' critters that lay eggs. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are splish-splashin' critters that lay eggs. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are anxious magical spirits that eat zooplankton. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are persevering travelers that embody the hero's journey: departure, quest, trial, return. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are slippery sojourners that get along just fine with beavers. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are wise pilgrims that want you to check the label for country origin. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are slime covered migrants that breathe through their gills. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are roaming party animals that just wanna spawn. #wildsalmon

[Wild Salmon Bot @wildsalmonbot]

Wild salmon are excitable voyagers that eat zooplankton. #wildsalmon