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Hundreds of three-eyed 'dinosaur shrimp' emerge after Arizona monsoon.

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“The US minimum wage can legally consent to sex”

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Only grows one when needed.

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“My childhood friend group is like a discontinued TV show — great memories, no new episodes, and an occasional reunion where half the cast doesn’t show up”

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Pierced titties taste like house keys

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Tolerance is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society.

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It's hard to be a slut in a world full of men constantly cockblocking themselves.

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Motorcycle-sized tuna fetches more than $1 million at Japan auction.

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"looking for 6 athletic male models to carry my mom into the church"

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The horse we've been training to skydive has returned to the arms of the lord

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“Are you asking if Tupac ever dapped up Osama Bin Laden?”

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“…the guy who’s financially abusing his girlfriend to fund his soup habit…”