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And just so we’re clear, I will not be doing that in the wild. Hand to fucking God, I need indoor plumbing for that.

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I'm not like a Stanford-bound, Wheaties-box, Olympic-level diver, but I do go after things.

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Don't look at me like I've lost my mind, like I'm some angry-ass girl losing her shit for no reason! I have every reason! My life is out there a million miles away, okay?

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So you do one hard-core thing? That doesn't mean you aren't mostly an indoor princess.

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Okay, I feel like you can't say "typical" about someone that you've known for a day in like a very atypical situation.

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I don't do angry, the Lord expects us to be instruments of love.

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My parents bought me this watertight $1000 suitcase for this trip. They thought it would sweeten the deal. Fucktards

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Never have I ever thrown my own piss at someone.

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She was always up ahead, standing in front of me somehow. And there I was thinking that she was casting some sort of shadow that I had to get out from under. It was protection.

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Yeah, Rachel would burn a family if she needed to.

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Well, I'm not a lesbian, sorry to disappoint. I just like storage.

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Rise and shine! We're in hell.

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They're not just chips. They're Takis.

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I'm a virgin that still drinks dairy milk.

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Why do you always have to take the wheel? Shouldn't you be letting Jesus do that?

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You need to not throw shit at unnarmed Brown people.

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We grow up hearing that, don't we? That you don't have to be gifted or some kind of natural. If you just put in the time, the effort and the sweat, everything is possible. I believed that because I had to.

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I mean I'm ready to bring a game, I have no idea what kind.

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Like Martha, how every creature meant something to her.

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I do bug you. I knew it.