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[rated ✧* @imyrated]

this can’t be the same heat george washington was wearing a wig in

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

having a wide upper body IS feminine, they’re called broad shoulders for a reason

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

salt and vinegar chips are kinda like mouth BDSM

[cher @mclIark]

i love pets with human names like yeah let me pet steven real quick

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

i’m sorry i called your cat a faggot it’s just that he’s a little faggot i mean look at him!!!!

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[Hazel @Hazeludw]

“wanna call?” yes. please call me anytime. you’re the love of my life

[sara 🦆 @SHANKSTOPME]

One popcorn tall

[◟sillypixiepie 𑜷 @sillypixiepie]

waking up and realizing she IS in fact your girlfriend is the best thing ever

[i like food @messedupfoods]

This is the shit they play on the screen when you get a spare at the bowling alley

[evil elly @laffodiI]

I hope you see the world a little differently and I hope we never speak again

[girlkisser3000 @himecidals]

people who have absolutely no interest in music scare me a little

[護 @datalog00]

one piece es un anime que realmente te cambia la vida para bien

[eve @csiirac]

id make the elephant feel welcomed

[بیتا @xxobita]

do U love this shit r u high right now

[ِ @anjoazl]

ive wanted more hours in the day ever since i met u

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

chilling at about 96 thoughts per minute

[rayne @rayneofterrorr]

how many zombies would rob zombie rob if rob zombie could rob zombies