Willard “Wild” Garland

in vino veritas | beat smallpox in 1823 | founding member of the Univeristy of Alabama | can consume ungodly amounts of buffalo chicken dip

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@ZoZoZoZiZiZi sleep-o

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@HugoGoldenbloom I would’ve had to write it down too, that pert rack would’ve had my mind all over the place

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@Teddy2steppin “What are you dewing”

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@_BaldwinIsKing Sun shines on a dogs ass once in a while

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@TheBluelndian The camera cuts remind me of that one guy that reviews fast food burgers and measures the temps

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Rolling a classic through the system

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@TheBearsBurner Do they do mercy rule at Omaha don’t really want to watch much more of this

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I’d say Michelle Obama is already a light heavyweight, should he jump up or should Hokit jump down for their bought. Who says no?

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@RepCDMenefee Maybe Barack shouldn’t marry a man

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@NBA_BIG30 @BleacherReport His face had never been touched up, the tissue had never felt that since he’d never been in a war. That and Justin hits like truck.

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Next year they should fight on the Gerald R. Ford. Right on the flight deck.

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Hot mic juts caught the loudest “Fuck you” in the #MCWS

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Will never and I mean never understand how people willingly listen to Bailey Zimmerman

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@undercoverags Laura Rutledge is underrated

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Better than nine lives no doubt. 7.1/10

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@TampaTomThomp Thomas, this list fucks.

Best, Willard.

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@HarbaughHater @TopTierAlabama I wake up and think of smitty going for 215 and 3 in one half of football

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Air so thick down here in the south you could bite into it

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Argue all you want no man should make half a billion for playing a game. I’ll stand by that

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@MNDegen69 @LTCornbread69 Actually can’t decide between sellout and Hell paso for two so it’s 2a and 2b

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@MNDegen69 @LTCornbread69 Noise complaint takes one no doubt, but Hell Paso gets the two for me