Wiley

My expectations are lower than your standards.

[James Lucas @JamesLucasIT]

The power of street art - a thread 🧵

1. Patrick Commecy

[Wiley @wileywtf]

Mary laid the baby Jesus in a manger. Manger is another word for trough. And it's where we get the name for modern sandwich chain, Ready to Trough - #CunkOnChristmas

[Wiley @wileywtf]

‘The wheel's spinning, but the hamsters dead.’ Cracking euphemisms for telling people they’re stupid https://t.co/w5V3DziopJ

[Moved @satstaza]

This is genuinely so painful to watch

[Wiley @wileywtf]

Style it out

[Wiley @wileywtf]

[Mackay:] My wife reflects my house
[Fletcher:] Big is it?
[Mackay:] Spotless
Porridge, s1 ep6 Men Without Women #WorldLaughterDay

[bex, now on bluesky @bookbeaut]

Tonight I did a little bit of research into why, exactly, the U.S. Government has 1.4 BILLION pounds of cheese stored in a cave deep underneath Springfield, Missouri, & now I’m like “this is a perfect encapsulation of everything that’s wrong with this country.” Fucking CHEESE.

[Wiley @wileywtf]

@GuiriKris Now I have 5 Earl J Hickeys in my head in leopard print, lbd, babydoll, tracksuit and union jack. Winners

[Wiley @wileywtf]

@GuiriKris My two-penneth:
Jake That
Darren Duran

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

This week's piece for @whynowworld covers (barely) one of the oldest terms in our swearing lexicon.
https://t.co/X1EFvPGss7

[Wiley @wileywtf]

@GuiriKris Brilliant!!! Well done 👏👏👏

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

Currently obsessed with Leta Powell Drake, the greatest interviewer of all time.

[Wiley @wileywtf]

@GuiriKris Stupid bloody hat. 🦇

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

As flagged by @RealMattLucas today - this is the full Ross Sisters routine from Broadway Rhythm. One of the most astonishing acts you will ever see.
https://t.co/wWWgltl6xP

[LBC @LBC]

"Everybody who warned Project Fear was going to happen was shouted down by the people now in power.

"Before your very eyes the Government are saying the predictions were right - and it was part of our plan."

@mrjamesob

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message to Conservative Party members from Tomasz, an HGV driver. (Location: Manchester city centre)

[Wiley @wileywtf]

@WhoresofYore It's just a jump to the left.

[Eric Idle @EricIdle]

This is the poem what I wrote. We submitted it to Universal with a budget. They green lit the picture!!

[Wiley @wileywtf]

@GuiriKris It also helps you not feel a thing when your leg gets caught on a spike scaling the park's 12ft wrought iron fence. Magical stuff and tastes great too.