Wilf ILIFFE

Sales force effectiveness specialist

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

EDM Map | Storm discharge data | River health | Thames Water
#thameswater continue to discharge sewage at multiple points. #rawsewage #dirtyriver #watercompanies https://t.co/JtepcFcLNS

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@search_this_ Why not indulge youself and deatroy the planet at the same time? #aviationpollution #jetcarbon

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

Currently discharging sewage works in the Thames Water area…
Oh dear! It’s been raining.

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@transportgovuk Stupidest idea yet… we don’t need more flights!

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

Given the amount of added time in the #WorldCup2022, wouldn’t it be a good idea to show the accumulated time as the match goes on? @GaryLineker

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@InekeClewer Not too basic, then.

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@VikkiJane Let’s do it!
#StrictlyComeDancing #strictlyspreadsheets

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[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@Vodaphone Scam? I just checked my bill, which comes to £43. 20% VAT is £8.60 but the total on my bill is £51.61, 1p over.
Has this happened to your bill too?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

#anglianwater we have been without supply for 16 hours in Aston le Walls, with at least 5 more forecast. Should you now be delivering bottled water to all households?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@AnglianWater We have prolonged interruptions to supply every year due to burst mains at various points down the supply, which rather shows lack of investment in the system. What is being done to address ot?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

Dear #anglianwater Why is it that we are constantly let down by supply failure in the Astom le Walls / Lower & Upper Boddington areas? No water on the hottest day of the year! WTF?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@tableau Every bit as buggy as the last release - try to publish anything to Tableau Online and all your Action filters will fail instantly and have to be re-edited. Does no-one both to test anything these days FFS?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@tableau It would be nice if the download actually worked. Anyone else unable to get the file? Getting a 'not secure' message from the browser

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@MarkTNelson @tableau It would be great if your developers could avoid introducing new bugs with every release! Things that used to work now fail unexpectedly. Where can I buy Qlik?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

Is it me or does anyone else think that, with each release, #Tableau gets more buggy?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@TableauSupport Not acceptable reply from your support team member:

"Thank you for your answers and apologies for the delay in my reply since I've just returned from holidays."

Don't you have cover for this?

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@NickTriggle Rather dodgy use of log scale to exaggerate the claims on this chart

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#BOBIawards ceremony highlights video now available to view: https://t.co/VTbqw4oWoI

[Wilf ILIFFE @wilf66]

@BHBIAssociation Looking forward to presenting the Analyst of the Year award at this year's #BOBIAwards ceremony. It's always a pleasure to sponsor this award.