Zach Wilferd

Don't need a reminder to party every day I'm an alcoholic ill remember anyway

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

My dad got me a watch for Christmas im not gonna wear it though cause I ain't got time for these hoes

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

This mom just asked her son why kind of condoms he likes and what size he needs #merrychristmas

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

So a white officer Shot and killed a armed teenager and more riots happened last night but I'm proud of him he was just protecting himself

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

And when he gets to heaven to saint peter he will tell one more man reporting sir I've served my time in hell

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

It just took an old couple 10 minutes to write a check because they didn't know it was December 22 #comeonow

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

@devasto19 swear to god I will Give you 20 dollars if you can go 4 days without tweeting #stoptweeting

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

So im being Santa this saturday don't let your kid come see me cause i ain't gonna give them shit #badsanta

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Its Christmas time agian its time to be nice to the people you can't stand all year

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Fuck shoppers who use like 30 fucking coupons go to hell #pissedtweet

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

I don't Care what Santa says Rudolph is that straight little punk bitch

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Im so fucking sore my dad had to help me get off the couch a couple times today already #hooah #worthit

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Well here we go training day round 2 im down to get turnt when im back #letsdoit

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Im a boy, no im a man

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Done with school until next fall suck it bitches

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Soldiers don't die we just go to hell and regroup

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Jesus take the exam

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Damn that sucks 56 that just fucked us

[Zach Wilferd @WilferdZach]

Easily just saw one of the hottest girls in saint Louis #tranced