Wilhelm II

German Kaiser, father, soldier.

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The Socialist Federal Union of United States of the Fraternal Empire of the Commonwealth of the Soviet Dominion of the Kingdom Duchy Empire Grandduchy of the Grand Khanate of the Celestial Empire of Heaven of the Blessed People's Territory of Germany declares war on everyone.

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I am pleased to announce the entrance of the Philippines into the Reichpakt!

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@PytrWrangelKR 4%, adjustable rate in 4 years.

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States of Europe;

Beware foreign invasion

Take loans from the Mitteleuropan Bank

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@PytrWrangelKR It's a flexible rate

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Apparently the computers at the library were not as secure as I thought. Please ignore the other tweets as our IT team get this under control.

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Stop declaring war please

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Zzzzzz

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@JanSmuts4 Who are you again? I don't remember passing gun laws recently.

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Fall asleep for a month and the Socialists fuck up my generals' maps of Iberia. Those new maps cost money, yknow.

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Great deals for our Austrian friends on concrete for their reconstruction!

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@KR_MariaIII may I offer you some last minute deals on concrete as well? Might be your last chance...

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Unrelated, but great deals on German concrete for our Swiss friends.

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Germany regrettably must back out of its garuntee for the Zurich regime. We will offer them discounted prices on Mitteleuropan weaponry and concrete, however.

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@ZoggieK Join Mitteleuropa. Formal invitation.

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@DMacarthur_KR join mitteleuropa.

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@True_BelgicKing The leaving of your treaty with Berlin forfeits your right to the Deutsch Wallonian area. We are prepared to accept your leaving in return for the territory.

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In light of the recent Rio Negro incident, Germany will be sending the Argentine government a shipment of supplies in preparation for an eventual socialist attack. Argentina and @CarlesCantQuit have a friend in the Reich.