wil

future dilf what ab it

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Imagine you try to return ET home and find our he’s like his species most notorious pedophile

[Blake Griffin @blakegriffin23]

Accidentally hit a squirrel yesterday in my car. Feel so guilty I could barely sleep. Casey Anthony is a monster.

[wil @wiliamgregory]

@666blakem Like Trader Joe’s? I fuckin hate that place

[wil @wiliamgregory]

Pretending to be a door to door solar salesman so I can get on lots of people’s roofs

[wil @wiliamgregory]

in : cantaloupe

[wil @wiliamgregory]

out : secular music

[wil @wiliamgregory]

the man just trying to keep my boys and i down

[wil @wiliamgregory]

ive had 3 times my regular serving size of microplastics today

[wil @wiliamgregory]

in the gym training to be a Benihana chef

[wil @wiliamgregory]

Received box of pears Christmas gift this year . Finally made it

[wil @wiliamgregory]

@wilempe when you need it you need it i know exactly how you feel

[wil @wiliamgregory]

arby’s is delicious you guys are missing out bc of your egos. this will be my final tweet. thank you all for following the last few years

[wil @wiliamgregory]

@blake_madsen_ He’s him

[wil @wiliamgregory]

@theedrome time theft deserves capital punishment

[wil @wiliamgregory]

investigate 311

[wil @wiliamgregory]

ain’t seen an obelisk in a while where they at

[wil @wiliamgregory]

i actually only drink expired kombucha it’s way better

[wil @wiliamgregory]

watched paddington for the first time last night . had no clue about the bears and marmalade thing

[wil @wiliamgregory]

found out yoko ono still alive and it ruined my afternoon