Paul Foster

[Top Eleven @topeleven]

To celebrate the arrival of #TopEleven3D we've prepared a special gift! 🎁

RETWEET to help reveal the items and we'll send them to all Managers tomorrow! Let's do this! 🙌 #TopEleven

Play NOW! 👉 https://t.co/c64LeENsrG

[John Lewis & Partners @JohnLewisRetail]

Good thing we have a recycling service for old pre-loved furniture 🛋🚫👋

[Paul Foster @wilikstalls]

@Coldwar_Steve My all time personal favourite! Classic @Coldwar_Steve

[Paul Foster @wilikstalls]

@Coldwar_Steve Epic work, heartbreaking but fitting for the 100,000 milestone 👏🏻

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

Woman who thinks food parcels outrage is a fuss about nothing cos the Private sector knows best:

[Paul Foster @wilikstalls]

@Popeyeland67 @righttobikeit @theJeremyVine Just cleaned out my keks #nearlydead

[Mike Holden @MikeHolden42]

Wow. Picture of the year.

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Of all football managers in Britain and Ireland in the last 50 years, 5 to make the greatest impact are Shankly, Clough, Ferguson, Jack Charlton and Klopp, who are 5 of the few people in sport to describe themselves as socialists. There’s a PHD in that for someone.

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[Tim Walker @ThatTimWalker]

Let’s keep retweeting this please if it’s annoyed the loathsome hypocrites who now preside over us.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

This is... well, I don’t know what the fuck it is to be honest. Apart from a complete fucking shambles. I mean, imagine pretending you’ve also driven dangerously just to make your cunty chum’s bag of bollocks excuses seem more justified. #StayElite

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[Paddy McGuinness ❤️ @PaddyMcGuinness]

I’ve finally lost it in lockdown! 🤪 #isthisthewaytobarnardcastle

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Imagine if @BorisJohnson had protected care homes with the same ferocity he’s defending Dominic f*cking Cummings?

[Billy Bragg @billybragg]

Wow! When the Guardian and the Mail agree on a political scandal, you really are in deep trouble.

[Paul Foster @wilikstalls]

Daily exercise, away from the isolation station, well done Northumberland, no cars or groups, shame other parts of the country is full of selfish arseholes!! #StayAtHomeSaveLives #IsolationLife

[Top Eleven @topeleven]

Competition time!

Guess the total number of goals that will be scored in today's @ChampionsLeague matches for your chance to earn tokens! The 11 lucky winners of 50 tokens will be announced tomorrow! #TopEleven

0-2 ❤️
2+ 🔁

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

There is a possibility Jeremy Corbyn will be Prime Minister of the UK by the end of next week. There is no better time to highlight how, no matter what Corbyn does or whatever position he takes, his critics will attack him - even if they totally contradict themselves (thread).

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

Johnson could fuck a dog in Trafalgar Square and the BBC would run a Mail story about how a lentil stain on Corbyn’s lapel makes him unfit for office.

[Paul Foster @wilikstalls]

Just bumped into an ancestor of @realrossnoble at the uffizi gallery