Will Lopez

Lead singer of Guajiro - Stand up comic - Small business owner - Father of three - Ex Husband of one

[Will Lopez @wiljiro]

@CrustyOlBoy @buckbelue8 Ok there’s a backstory - she was hurt and is rehabbing - makes it hard to pull the trigger

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@CrustyOlBoy @buckbelue8

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@Castricone So let’s ask the “white elephant in the room” question - who’s playing Fernando in the movie?

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@nick_solander @MorganWallen @Spotify No Nick - The songs are Morgan Wallen tracks and absolutely belong on Spotify under his name - He was signed to the label, they recorded 13 tracks - They released 5 including Spin You Around - Then Morgan signed with Loud, and walked away from the label. They did nothing wrong

[Will Lopez @wiljiro]

@MorganWallen - let me get this straight - you’re on a Duck Hunting trip as you found out the news? So, the label that signed you after The Voice, that introduced you to Country Music, and you then abandoned, is immoral, but killing a defenseless animal, is A OK…. Got it

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@MichaelGoolsbyV @MorganWallen Ummm guys - have you listened to the tracks? They are amazing! You realize this record came out in 2015 right? Spin You Around has been out since 2015 and is double platinum… It’s an amazing song… those songs are part of his story… Before passing judgment, give them a listen

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@LamchickM Mitch! My daughter just got approved! So stoked

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Mike Ryan is the long shot 1st timer at the final table of the World Series of Poker who goes all in w/ trip jacks stands up & high-fives his family then realizes his opponent pulled a five of clubs on the river to complete his flush. That opponent, is Chris Wittyngham #lookslike

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Mike McDaniel is the guy who when you ask him if he owns any Bitcoin he rolls his eyes and says “Please, I’ve been mining since 2017” as he looks down at his phone to check his Tesla Stock #lookslike

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Tony Siragusa is the home cook who enters a contest for “Best Nana Meatball” at the local restaurant and wins! Then gets into it with the local news reporter who tells him he makes an amazing sauce, and Tony corrects her with “Hey! It’s gravy….” #lookslike

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Chris Cote is the former child actor who starred as “Spunky” the slightly overweight catcher in the kids baseball classic “Batter Up” who still gladly poses for pictures with fans but is secretly annoyed they ask him to repeat his tag line from the film “Here comes a whopper!”

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Quin Snyder is the fourth agent from the left who gets taken out in the first four minutes of Matrix Reloaded by slow motion side kick to the thorax by Neo #lookslike

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Donna Shalala is the Assistant Vice Principal at the local high school who also works in the library and has a mug on her desk that reads "The Library, Where Shhhhhh Happens" #lookslike

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@LeBatardShow @ChrisWittyngham @billygil @__ChrisCote @Stugotz790 @MichaelRyanRuiz @10DayTony @roybelly @jeremytache Rex is the guy working at the Ryan Family Junkyard & sells u a defective Crank Shaft

Rob is the brother, who when u come back to return it gives u a refund

Buddy calls a meeting and scolds Rob for returning the $$ and Rex for selling the faulty shaft #lookslike

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@LeBatardShow Rex is the guy working at the Ryan Family Junkyard & sells u a defective Crank Shaft

Rob is the brother, who when u come back to return it gives u a refund

Buddy calls a meeting and scolds Rob for returning the $$ and Rex for selling the faulty shaft #lookslike

[Will Lopez @wiljiro]

@LeBatardShow Donna Shalala is the Assistant Vice Principal at the local high school who also works in the library and has a mug on her desk that reads "The Library, Where Shhhhhh Happens" #lookslike

[Will Lopez @wiljiro]

@LeBatardShow Quin Snyder is the fourth agent from the left who gets taken out in the first four minutes of Matrix Reloaded by slow motion side kick to the thorax by Neo #lookslike

[Will Lopez @wiljiro]

@LeBatardShow Quin Snyder is the fourth agent from the left who gets taken out in the first four minutes of Matrix Reloaded by slow motion side kick to the thorax by Neo

[Will Lopez @wiljiro]

@BillyCorben Wow .... just .... wow

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@Jomboy_ Not hitting - that’s what