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[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

If you're a hockey team that's looking for to bring in a head coach, you know you've found the right guy if you hafta ask the players' union to see if you're even allowed to hire him.

[Pete Blackburn @PeteBlackburn]

The player-led discussion:

[monty @78RuinedMyLife]

Guess which one Nathan Mackinnon scored

[DNVR Avalanche @DNVR_Avalanche]

Nathan MacKinnon: *complimenting Landeskog for an extended amount of time*

Gabe Landeskog: "That's enough." 😂

[sel ohari @sensyankees]

logan stankoven every time he touches the ice in the playoffs

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

why didn't superman help out ireland during the troubles? is he a protestant?

[Phil Klay @PhilKlay]

Hegseth has offered more clarity on his war on the Boy Scouts than on the current war with Iran.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Sen. Mike Lee, R-Utah, appears to have deleted his tweet after these Democrats responded

[B/R Open Ice @BR_OpenIce]

The youngest Gaudreaus are in the gold medal pic... 🥹❤️💙

[Marina Maher @marinakmaher]

❤️❤️❤️

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Will @will7simmons]

I wasn’t mad when @SouthwestAir announced a move to assigned seating (gotta do what you gotta do). But after they started blasting the commercial implying we’ve all been begging for it, I might never fly southwest again

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered): so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[carm :) @bubblecarm]

this is how sports commentators sound when throwing out the most niche stat you’ve ever heard

[Jokermen @JokermenPodcast]

Bob Dylan on Willie Nelson in The New Yorker

[Covie @covie_93]

Everyone in this photo was pardoned by trump except the unconscious cop who Republicans blame for the attack.

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Statistically, you are more likely to be shot by ICE than you are to compete against a trans woman