William Maupins

Tall, mixed, and trained in no forms of the deadly arts. But I can cook a wicked grilled cheese.

[Omni ☕️ @InfernoOmni]

THE WORST THING YOU CAN DO IS LET THIS WORLD STEAL YOUR WHIMSY. PROTECT YOUR WHIMSY AT ALL COST. DON’T LET THESE JOYLESS MOTHERFUCKERS STEAL YOUR MAGIC.

[First Things First @FTFonFS1]

“I think Adam Silver is fighting the wrong war.”

@getnickwright explains why the NBA needs to address flopping:

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

the thunder play basketball like if the children of rich people was a basketball style

[Rebecca Aguilar (on Blue Sky & LinkedIn) @RebeccaAguilar]

Everyone COPY this video, share it far and wide. Paramount Skydance billionaire baby David Ellison can’t handle that Stephen Colbert is getting millions of views . @Youtube we will cancel our subscription as we did when we dumped @paramountplus.

[Jeff Sunday @TheDegenWeekly]

There’s a great story about when Clinton Portis was severely hungover before a game. He was going to tell Mike Shanahan he couldn’t play. Shannon Sharpe stopped him and made him run sprints till he threw up. Portis rushed for 228 yards and 2 touchdowns.

I’m not here to tell you alcohol is good bc it’s not. It is poison and I wish I didn’t love it. But if you can’t go to the gym bc you’re hungover after 3 glasses of wine, you are just a ginormous pussy.

[zuko | يعقوب @KurzedZuko]

Put some respect on Kevin Conroy's name.

[k @kurtos]

the brunisher lowkey a cold nickname can we make this stick

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Lupita Nyong’o on the discourse around her casting as Helen of Troy in ‘The Odyssey’ ⚔️

“this is a mythological story”

“I’m very supportive of Chris’s intention with it and with the version of this story that he is telling. Our cast is representative of the world. I’m not spending my time thinking of a defense. The criticism will exist whether I engage with it or not”

(via @ELLEmagazine)

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"I'm blaming this network, cause every time I turn on all of our shows, except one, I hear about Aaron damn Rodgers…I'm criticizing us…he's irrelevant" – Michael Wilbon

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Also, I know it’s become very en vogue dating back to 2015, but the MVP of the league being subbed out for a critical defensive possession will never sit right with me.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I don’t exactly have scientific data to support this, but I firmly believe that the sound of rain on the roof enhances the reading experience by at least 57%.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Sterling K. Brown supports a fan-cast for him as Martian Manhunter in the DCU.

“I’m in!”

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

You’re standing on a planet with molten lava at its core. Trees are turning sunlight into air you can breathe. Your heart is beating without you asking it to. There’s a moon in the sky and bugs that glow. This whole thing is absurdly beautiful. Don’t forget to notice it.

[nick wright @getnickwright]

Wemby’s Revenge!

He was the offending party! He intentionally elbowed another player in the throat & suffered the smallest penalty allowable! These are not the circumstances that allow for “revenge”.

I feel like I’m going insane!

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Anthony Edwards trash talking young fans:

“Y’all hoop? I’ll bust y’all ass… You think I couldn’t dunk at 13?… You got the right plan, but the wrong man.” 💀

(via c4_datkid/IG, h/t @NBAonPrime)

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

Ngl, adult friendships require grace. People are very busy. People are healing. People are growing. People are taking time for self care just like you. Less communication isn’t less love. Check in not out.

[Costa Kapothanasis @CostaKapo]

Why do folks who drive under the speed limit on single lane rds always speed up when you get to the passing zones

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I apologize when I’m wrong. I do not apologize when I’m provoked. You lit the match, now eat the fire.