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[will @will_9909]

I left my pizza box on the floor and i stepped in my pizza

[Bogus @Boguswok]

Biggest fumble I’ve ever seen 😭💀

[Alhan Gençay @alhan]

I don’t know if they’re high on crack or have overdosed on woke pills but I am in utter shock at those at Channel 4 who have allowed that nasty show to come out and I am ashamed to have ever worked with such a weird organisation dirty dirty paedophiles - there is no excusing that

[will @will_9909]

Goats could probably speak if they didn’t keep smackin their heads together

[will @will_9909]

Bumped into a guy in Tescos on Friday, we were both looking for the black and yellow work socks and they didn’t have any. They had some today and I really hope he’s been in, nice fella

[Thomas Skinner ⚒ @iamtomskinner]

Got drunk at my gym opening. Told the paparazzi at my gym opening @antmiddleton was doing the opening. When really it was my pal Sean who looks like him, if you bought him from wish. Any way. Sean is now famous 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[will @will_9909]

@tocal20 @Jberman92 @stoolpresidente Its from the office lad

[will @will_9909]

Liquid gaviscon can go fuck itself someone @ gaviscon so I can tell them how much I hate it

[will @will_9909]

@UnknownT2004 Hopes have been crushed

[will @will_9909]

I want to consume party rings until i die

[will @will_9909]

@seggsyramenbot Cash cows = growth in sales bosh

[will @will_9909]

I wonder how many people have thought of what would have been a £1mn idea, but just didnt follow through with it

[will @will_9909]

I really wanna see kanyes notes right now

[will @will_9909]

Aint no fucking way popty ping is welsh for microwave

[Ollie @GoreyZz]

Looool my 12 yr old brother sent me his "edit from BMX'n with the boys"

[will @will_9909]

@eviepearson14 Drop it dickhead it was 3 years ago 😐

[will @will_9909]

@AyishaMiraClb @stefanbertin The lil stickers inside shoes too

[will @will_9909]

@MendhamLuke youd never know if i did

[will @will_9909]

@MendhamLuke Youre getting no sympathy when you have cancer youre not funny