Will

Never underestimate a man who overestimates himself

[Will @will__1006]

My life’s goal is to be asked about this tweet by a United States senator at my confirmation hearing

[Will @will__1006]

Bring back the bitter jury speeches! #survivor

[Will @will__1006]

Magnum opus

[Pop Base @PopBase]

13 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘RED.’

[Amit Fudim @AmitFudim]

I can’t explain to non-nerds how massive this is

[Will @will__1006]

@shanndawggy

[kam @kamrynsfilm]

Sorry there’s been a mistake, challengers you guys won best score. This is not a joke they read the wrong thing. Challengers. Best score.

[audrey @denniscooperfan]

getting out of a movie and having 0 notifications is comparable to being shot in the head

[Will @will__1006]

Your unemployed friend at 1:30 on a Thursday

[Will @will__1006]

In your car the radio up!

[Will @will__1006]

I ordered a bloomin’ onion from Outback Steakhouse and proceeded to eat the entire thing at my desk in one sitting

[Will @will__1006]

@totally_joe The donut exists in the context of all in which it lives and all that came before it

[Will @will__1006]

I had some dreams they were clouds in my me espresso

[Will @will__1006]

The arc of his life’s story is a uniquely American narrative

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

O.J. Simpson, the former NFL star whose athletic achievements and fame were eclipsed by his 1995 acquittal in the brutal killings of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman, has died of cancer, his family announced. He was 76. https://t.co/j0ly2cd8ww

[The Darkest Timeline Numbersmuncher @NumbersMuncher]

Siri, show me what political suicide looks like.

[Will @will__1006]

@totally_joe These tweets are cursed

[Will @will__1006]

This whole running bit

[Will @will__1006]

Chief Justice Roberts in chambers right now:

[Seung Min Kim @seungminkim]

DENVER (AP) — Colorado Supreme Court declares Donald Trump ineligible for the presidency under Constitution's insurrection clause.