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[David Icke @davidicke]

You know exactly what you plan to do, you liar, and it will be more than tax the wealthy. Add all the taxes together including fuel tax, sales tax, inheritance tax, insurance tax, buy a home tax, the lot, and you see that government is organised crime and 'legalised' robbery even before he comes in.

[James May @MrJamesMay]

I’m in the cafe with my old mate Colin, and he’s just nicked one of my chips. Does this make him transgender?

[Mark Labbett @MarkLabbett]

Designed my World Cup spreadsheet last night and I was struck by how well FIFA put the draw was put together. Each quarter of the knock out stage has:

[Saul Sadka @Saul_Sadka]

This is the London Banana. As long as you stay within the Banana, you'll have a great time in London. Almost everything outside the Banana is horrible these days, best avoid. Not clear why, or when this happened. But it is what it is.

[sam mcallister @sammcallister]

Incredible things happening in the UK with Claude Code

[Nate Silver @NateSilver538]

@robbysoave The people whose minds are open to new evidence aren't the ones who have been tweeting about the story.

[litquidity @litcapital]

“We noticed that your financial model started in cell A1 instead of B2”

[Barry Malone @malonebarry]

Officialdom will never learn.

This has just made the Banksy yet more powerful.

[📷@CallumJParke]

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Wrighty is the bollocks ain’t he.

[Global Government Affairs @GlobalAffairs]

The UK's Online Safety Act, while intended to protect users, risks severe infringement on freedom of speech by empowering regulators to mandate broad content removal. Platforms face immense pressure to over-censor legal expression to avoid hefty fines, stifling open discourse and individual liberties worldwide. At X, we remain committed to defending our users against such overreach.

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

There is something deeply wrong with a legal system that jails a woman for years for a quickly deleted tweet, but lets this man off scott free for riling up a crowd to go cut the throats of his "enemies".

IMO jail makes no sense for either. But you can't have it both ways.

[Global Government Affairs @GlobalAffairs]

We are deeply concerned by the findings in the House Judiciary Committee's interim report, led by Chairman @Jim_Jordan, exposing the EU's misuse of the Digital Services Act (DSA) as a tool for censorship. The report reveals how the DSA pressures tech companies to alter their global content moderation policies, effectively exporting EU standards to the US and beyond – threatening free speech worldwide. The classification of relatively benign political statements – such as “We need to take back our country” – as “illegal hate speech,” raises serious questions about the extent of its application. The DSA’s heavy hand targets humor, satire, and personal opinions on issues concerning immigration and the environment. The apparent one-sided enforcement of the DSA involves third parties like "trusted flaggers" and “fact checkers” with conflicts of interest and likely political  biases, which can stifle discourse, democratic debate, and the exchange of diverse ideas across the globe. At X, we are committed to safeguarding freedom of expression, and resisting regulatory overreach that imposes censorship on platforms and our users.

Read the report here:
https://t.co/iiMh2zEK0k

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

People of America. So you know. Half time at a football match is for a pie. Not singing.

[Tesla @Tesla]

World's first autonomous delivery of a car!

This Tesla drove itself from Gigafactory Texas to its new owner's home ~30min away — crossing parking lots, highways & the city to reach its new owner

[Larry Sanger @lsanger]

Wikipedia is so ironic. We wanted to give a voice to the voiceless, but what emerged was one of the most effective organs of Establishment propaganda in history.

[Egan @SlamDunkEpic]

After three beers you can call in a UAV to locate cigarettes on your mini map

[Liv Boeree @Liv_Boeree]

Watch this. It’s like a scene from black mirror. You just cannot have a flourishing nation if this is the type of person the political system selects for.

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

Two teenagers on the beach, one smoking a spliff, the other impatient for his turn (2004)

[Abud Bakri MD @AbudBakri]

Poor modern man; he can neither intensely focus nor deeply relax

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

No money for people with disabilities. No money for the elderly. No money for children in poverty.

Always money for war.