Welk

I just moved here

[Welk @will_boar]

“Were Bene Gesserits. We don’t hope. We plan.”

[Welk @will_boar]

Back on my alt to say these Reverend Mothers really did say “Our plans are measured in centuries”

[Welk @will_boar]

Been a long time

[Welk @will_boar]

Rlly scared what all these liberal arts kids are gonna do with the validation that this Caroline Polacheck TikTok trend is giving

[Welk @will_boar]

On my alt again for the first time in a long time to say: Do y’all think I should ask my boss for more money because the instagram algorithm has decided I can afford $500 sweaters and $4000 side tables?

[Welk @will_boar]

@mchaelortz TIFFANY POLLARD

[Welk @will_boar]

Rlly scared what all these liberal arts kids are gonna do with the validation that this Caroline Polacheck TikTok trend is giving

[Welk @will_boar]

@atolshuco_ Thisssss

[Welk @will_boar]

@mchaelortz Yes

[Welk @will_boar]

On the drive home from Acadia last night, I saw Clairo beat up and curse out Adele in the parking lot of a New Hampshire Denny’s I stg

[Welk @will_boar]

@monstrumsarah I don’t sadly

[Welk @will_boar]

TIL in my thesis research: Marilyn Kozak, a key figure in bioinformatics and the study of protein translation, was blackballed by the NIH for being "too critical" of her peers' handwavy interpretations:
https://t.co/FcdVybaZoY

[Welk @will_boar]

Who is Charlie

[Welk @will_boar]

Boston things: bottomless brunch is illegal, 7-elevens do not sell beer, there is a massive casino right next to Costco, every neighborhood has streets with the same name but none of these streets intersect

[Welk @will_boar]

@hellaviv I’d watch that

[Welk @will_boar]

@gay_horse420 @pasta_ben Test results still pending

[Welk @will_boar]

@gay_horse420 @pasta_ben smegma variant 🤔

[Brad Lander @bradlander]

NYC's infrastructure is not ready for the climate crisis.

[Welk @will_boar]

@Friedliched I love success porn

[Welk @will_boar]

Fun learning that @cishetman is straight-bi actually on a real life stage last night

[Welk @will_boar]

@liam_from_maine To be honest, your guess is better than mine

[Welk @will_boar]

Does anyone wanna split paramount + 🤓🥴