Will Gane

Mostly Question Time

[Aaron Bastani @AaronBastani]

I made the right wing case for a wealth tax.

The status quo is crushing the aspirational middle class. And yet, measures like taxing wealth above £100 million are never taken seriously.

If the centre right can’t defend family capital, it dies. https://t.co/euAk61TZ2w

[Will Gane @will_gane]

Complete tripe that deliberately ignores the history of racism and the industry of black slavery. There should be protest about what’s happened, but if the Police “take the knee” in this instance it would be thoughtless and inappropriate.

[Will Gane @will_gane]

@HC15OnTour Thoughts with you mate, love to you x

[LBC @LBC]

Does the government want to cut the benefits bill?

We counted how many times @Lewis_Goodall had to ask Labour's Pat McFadden...

[Will Gane @will_gane]

Social media ban for all players

[Footysm ⚽️ @Footysm]

🚨📲 Erling Haaland on Snapchat 😭

“Stay humble ehh”

[. @TDEAVFC]

Organisers of this have genuinely set them back years

[Will Gane @will_gane]

She needs deporting

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

Crystal Palace 🤩 winning the FA Cup last year was special for the football club but now to be European champions aswell WOW! 👏🏿 the strides the club has made in the last decade is amazing to see and keeping the Palace identity at the same time, the players we’ve had, the moments we’ve seen, have to give big credit to Steve Parish! The vision and way he leads the club 🙌🏿❤️💙 so happy for all the amazing supporters you deserve this

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace Football Club.

[Nick Godwin @NickGodwinsport]

2 years & 3 weeks ago I watched Crystal Palace, under the relatively new management of Oliver Glasner, destroy Man Utd at Selhurst. 4-0 was an appropriately accurate scoreline. It felt like that team had just lifted off. There was no telling how high they would fly.

Now we know

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

At the end of the day, we always win...

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

I did say didn't I 😏

[R @R_MFC_1885]

Blokes like this shouldn’t be allowed at football games. What an utter fucking gimp.

[Will Gane @will_gane]

Just a man who has his first day on earth every day and we all have to hear about it

[Mikli @CryptoMikli]

Steven Bartlett says a few glasses of wine ruined the next 3 days of his life

“It's one of those areas where you don't understand the hidden cost until you really give it up for a while. I stopped drinking at 30 years old. I'm now 33. When I was 31, I thought, I'll have a drink again because now I could really A/B test it. I had a year of not drinking, decided to have a drink again”

“It ruined three days of my life. I had a couple of glasses of wine, didn't get drunk. It ruined three days of my life because of the domino effect it caused”

“I got worse sleep that night, and then because I got worse sleep that night, I ate more poorly the next day because my dopamine system or whatever, the cortisol system was all messed up. I podcasted worse. I didn't go to the gym that day or the day after because I felt really bad. I then slept worse, and I could track all of this on my Whoop”

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Two glasses of wine. Didn't get drunk. Couldn't function for three days. This is being celebrated as self-awareness.

A healthy 33-year-old body should metabolize two glasses of wine and recover by morning. Billions of people throughout history did exactly that while building civilizations, fighting wars, and running companies. Bartlett has restricted his inputs so aggressively that a single normal human experience sent his entire system into a 72-hour reboot.

Engineers call this brittleness. A system optimized exclusively for peak performance under ideal conditions that shatters the moment conditions change. The opposite of antifragile. Remove every stressor for long enough and your body loses the ability to absorb even minor ones.

The generation that tracks every HRV reading, weighs every macro, and sleeps in temperature-controlled darkness has accidentally built the most fragile humans in history. Previous generations drank, ate badly, slept rough, and still recovered because constant low-level stress kept their systems adaptable.

Two glasses of wine registered as a catastrophic shock because he's spent three years stripping every form of variance from his life. A body that can only perform under perfect conditions is the definition of a fragile system.

[Will Gane @will_gane]

Bloke at work said “he tires after 60 minutes” so I guess we won’t win the World Cup now 👍🏻

[Premier Sports @PremSportsTV]

Harry Kane, that is SENSATIONAL! 🙌

The England captain is leading Bayern Munich to DFB Pokal glory 🔴🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Andy Burnham @AndyBurnhamGM]

Thank you to the @DailyMail for their help with my campaign. 🙏🏻

Yes I do think we should tax landowners who allow their land to be turned into illegal waste dumps, like Bickershaw. 👍🏻

[Will Gane @will_gane]

Real life is just a distraction from content and takes.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

🚶 Players’ 5am stroll round the Emirates
🗣️ Saka biting back at critics
🍾 Reclaiming the ‘bottle’
📱 Jorginho’s FaceTime message
🏄 Berta’s crowdsurfing

Arsenal's men's team had waited 22 years for a league title party. They were determined to make up for lost time.

📝 @ArtdeRoche

Free to read: https://t.co/mzTmAO60MZ

[Will Gane @will_gane]

Interesting night for sociology/anthropology scholars. Going to see never before witnessed levels of insanity and performance on the internet.

[Mark Wallace @wallaceme]

Finally, a proportionate response to people playing music out loud on their phone.