Man of a Certain Age

I'm really an awful person, once you get to know me. Equal parts Burberry Brit, Macallan, and engine oil. Trying everything twice. 21+ only.

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How to make money off Facebook and Twitter?

1. Go to Account Settings

2. Choose Deactivate My Account

3. Get back to work.

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@MELANIATRUMP Go easy on the #Botox darling - you wouldn't be able to cry when @realdonaldtrump declares his 5th bankruptcy or 4th divorce.

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David Sedaris! “@TheDailyShow: This week on The #DailyShow Jon welcomes @camanpour, @mindykaling, Carey Mulligan, and David Sedaris.”

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@realDonaldTrump No. Your show sucks major ass. The #best thing on TV is your #birther name --> #FuckfaceVonClownstick @TheDailyShow

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The Almost President of the US!

“@newtgingrich: McDonald's grilled chicken mcwrap at 250 calories is both a dollar and pound bargain”

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@realDonaldTrump Your shitty shirts and ties #MadeInChina are described by two words. "Child" and "Labor"
#suckit #ChildLabor #SweatShop

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@SarahPalinUSA #BitchPlease I'll check back with you the next time you spend a week at a #KochBrothers #rightwing #teaparty fuckfest.

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I just love seeing an ignorant bigot like @realDonaldTrump quote another hate-mongering bigot like @billygraham
#FuckfaceVonClownstick

[𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐉𝐚𝐧𝐞 ง'̀-'ง @LilCalamityJane]

@A_Bro_LIncoln @TheDailyShow @realDonaldTrump @Raging_Zombie @coughlan616 #FF #FuckfaceVonClownstick Fav & RT Let's get this mutha trending!

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@Wonkette That is so 200 AD. If Obama's really gonna sacrifice Xtians, how about some originality? Also, was this how #Breibart croaked?

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@StartupLJackson @amyhoy @alexknowshtml An HP35 if he has brass ones!
#RealMenRPN

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@MissKellyPayne Hmph. People. They're the worst.

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@MissKellyPayne Don't look now, but you're having a meltdown.

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This humor is simple, self-explanatory, and possesses the potential to offend.

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@jillkargman Literally?! Not metaphorically? There was feces, literally?

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@oystersNstout Haha. "Steamy." @jillkargman

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@rachelcbourne That's right! The Christian God is so much cooler than other gods. #posers
@pourmecoffee

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@pourmecoffee I bet this makes people in Florida feel so much better.

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@KChandlerPayatt considered the gold standard in creative writing. Also, not much else going on in Iowa.

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@Pastor_Sean Sean, with all the hatred in your heart, you're the perfect spokesman for Jesus. NOT. #EatShitAndDie