Shocking Upper West Side bagel news.
Absolute Bagels is "closed for good," multiple employees said on Thursday.
The storefront is already shuttered.
Unclear the reasoning for the closure but it is not the health department.
“There are many problems. The owner is old.”
A neighbor stole a shell platter off a grill counter under my parents’ house and I cannot stop laughing at the way this middle-aged woman randomly decides to steal a SHELL PLATTER and hides it under her coat in the most shell-plattered way possible
Kacey Musgraves was of course amazing at Barclays last night, but she did at one point go off-book and told us "I love New York City. The other day I saw a BLIND MAN and asked if he needed help, and he told me to FUCK OFF. Only in New York!" to absolute crickets 💀