In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks https://t.co/OtHzhrVT9Y
@PapaJohns this was terrible and the manager never bothered to call me back. There was much sauce on both pizzas we ordered that the crust was raw and doughy everywhere except the crust. Not the first time, definitely the last though...
Well after redeeming a “whoops” coupon from @dominos for not making our order twice in the same evening I saved $.68 off the bill for my “free side item” and saw this on my way out of the parking lot. Great thing to have on delivery vehicles. I’m done. #letsgodominoes