Will Precht

[Will Precht @will_precht]

We just lost power here in Sweet Lake. This wind is pretty serious. Our generator kicked on, so we’re in good shape for now. Volume up if you want to know what #HurricaneDelta sounds like.

#Delta #hurricaneseason2020

[Joe Kent @joekent16jan19]

History teaches us that taking advice from neocon chicken hawks gets us endless quagmires in the Middle East.

[Will Precht @will_precht]

@franciscellis Foie Gras

[Will Precht @will_precht]

@RobertKennedyJr Hi Mr. Secretary, I have a question regarding vaccinations and our 3 month old. Is there any way to message you privately to run them by you and your staff?

[Will Precht @will_precht]

Honeydew melon is just diet cantaloupe. Yes or yes?

[KFC Radio @KFCradio]

Gameday. @McNeeseMBB #ExperianBusters

[Will Precht @will_precht]

@MAC_Arms @KelTecOfficial Stupid.

[Will Precht @will_precht]

@MikeBenzCyber These files are bullsh*t. It’s the bare minimum, I’m afraid. I appreciate the administration for trying but they’re no doubt being handcuffed by an agency. The deep state can rest easy tonight.

[U.S. Postal Service @USPS]

“normalize this normalize that” let's normalize putting the stamp in the right corner

[fruits @fru1tsofmylabor]

I asked the produce guy if I could try a grape and he said he wouldnt care if I lit the store on fire with him in it

[Ross McCafferty @RossMcCaff]

We're about to hit "dark when you leave for work / dark when you come home" weather

[Will Precht @will_precht]

My wife makes a point to pronounce the p in “raspberry” and now I might be asking for a divorce.

[zerohedge @zerohedge]

Kamala's policies so far

Price Controls
28% corporate tax
44.6% capital gains tax
25% tax on unrealized gains

[Will Precht @will_precht]

*wife, completely out of context, watching tv, apparently thinking about repainting the inside walls of our home*

- “What’s your favorite wall color?”

- Me: “I’m gonna be honest..I’ve never been asked that question..Let me think about it.”

Her: “probably Sea Mist”

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Back when cartoons had no logic

[Will Precht @will_precht]

In other, unrelated news: I’ve become aware of the term “co-dependence” lol …….probably nothin

[Will Precht @will_precht]

Made the mistake of becoming like, best friends with my wife. She’s out of town the next 2 nights and I have absolutely no idea what to do with myself. So far I’ve ordered McDonald’s for me and Bandit…also watered the flwr bed out front if you’re reading this. Shout out me.

[HarryHew @harryhew]

RICHARD LEWIS: "I made Bob Costas laugh so hard, NBC refused to air it thinking it made him look silly. I went crazy and bugged the network so much they thankfully caved."

Rest in peace to a man who was literally too funny

[Will Precht @will_precht]

@gabcamper 😂

[Will Precht @will_precht]

32yrs on earth today. A lot changed these last 365 days. Met my best friend, asked her a big ol’ question, bought our first house, and sealed the deal. Crazy how quick it all happened. Wouldn’t have it any other way.

Lookin forward to many more. #birthday