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Yeah that's right

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Actually I had a special version of top surgery where they dipped my titties in liquid nitrogen then shattered them into thousands of solid shards

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@unclevanya69 Nothing good according to him lol

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Paging through my boomer dad’s high school yearbook out of curiosity and the only thing written in there is a note under a guy’s photo that just says “axe murdered parents”

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Fuck it I quit I don’t want to be culturally relevant or cool anymore. My writing sucks dick. I’m weird and kind of unpleasant to be around. So what. Who gaf. Let me be a loser… let me live.

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@unclevanya69 I lowkey shrieked

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How it feels to visit home when home is San Francisco

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@Aclippinger

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Kurt Vonnegut kinda nailed it with this one

[Zerve @Captain_C2]

Thats a horribly inefficient waste of time. You probably end up spending close to 5 hours just in grocery stores every week if you do this (nevermind the extra hours spent walking there and back as well), when you add up shopping+waiting in line. I'd rather just do 2-3 weeks worth of shopping at once in <2hours, drive my groceries right to my front door, and then not have to go to a store again for a few weeks

There's a reason no one who gets a license ever uses public transit or walks anywhere ever again if they dont have to - its way worse in every way.

Society should be more accommodating to cars, not less. Bike lanes for example, should be illegal

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There is a cat here

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3000 miles away from NYC. Inhaling the sweet scent of endless trees and plants and flowers. 65 and sunny. 3 days no nicotine (involuntary). Pure, blessed silence saved for the titter of birds. Not sure what else I need except a cig maybe

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Been back home with my family for maybe 12 hours and already in trouble for telling my dad's boomer friends that I learned how to steal a car in my masters program and they all believed me

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@kimchicel Ok whew 🥲🫡

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Friend described my generational placement as "solid millennial" and he's right

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@garlic_wife He has been put in a meat grinder

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@garlic_wife didn't like his tone

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Man I really need to take the Q across the Manhattan Bridge during the sunset and yearn a little

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Make this go viral I'm not emailing Vice

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Devastated to find out that my internet white whale is now lost media (Vice UK mockumentary series from ~2011 called Dalston Superstars that was about cool East London kids). If you can prove me wrong I'll buy you a house

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YES and I will tolerate NO SLANDER against my process!!!!!

[Daniel Wortel-London @dlondonwortel]

Susan Sontag's writing discipline. Is this your approach?

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Why does everyone take 12 years to order a coffee here wtf are you doing

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Edible hit while I was walking down Bedford Avenue