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Yeah that's right

[21 🥭 @wannaBeMase]

October photo dump, anyone?

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@futurelesshole And watch out for my huge noxious cloud of vape smoke!

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Hi I’m a person driving a car! Let me just park in the bus lane and scroll on my phone for as long as I feel like it :) and if the bus comes? I don’t care <3 it’s all about me!

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@unclevanya69 Can’t say shit anymore!!!!!!

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Banger book... highly recommend

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

I remember a story from an abnormal psychology class where one state hospital had 3 guys who thought they were Jesus so they forced them to live together. At the end they all said the same thing about each other “They’re great guys but they’re mentally ill. I’m the real Jesus.”

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Went for an aimless walk and smoked a couple cigs and thought about society

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Sitting on the train and counting like 4 people staring insanely at my disability

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@BasedDoll @gabriel1 Extremely fair point 😭

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As I get older I realize that the extended singledom that I’ve enjoyed as a break from relentlessly pursuing fruitless relationships comes off as a personal failure to others despite my own feelings about it. Tteokbokki.

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@Boglover69 The facts of life 😔

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Tweet I spent half an hour fine-tuning to perfection:
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Tweet I half-assedly typed out with one hand trotting across a busy four lane street while chugging a large iced coffee smoking a cig and blasting techno at an ear-splitting volume:
💬 56 🔁 482 ❤️ 44k

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They gave me an actual brain for free in utero, which I enjoy using

[Major Glazer @John_Bummit]

So the people that are anti AI, do you like, not use AI at all??? Like not using it for generative art, and paying artists, I understand, but you're behinnnndddd if you refuse to touch it

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@abookofsymbols Hard same... can't be bothered anymore

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Someone out there has to get this joke. Where are all my London homies

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ADHD and general brain damage got me forgetting my sobriety date and the date I started HRT. Like yeah sometime in March I’m pretty sure. At least it happened. Swag

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@wanlittlehusks :)))))

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Monday again! Please enjoy my 10 personal commandments for life <3

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@oecolamp Genuinely thought this was an “I’m 19 and just got dumped for the first time” type of thing but saw you’re almost 30 and legitimately laughed out loud. Good luck with the rest of your life!