Will Trendle

Contrary to rumors, I was never apart of the Wu Tang Clan.

[St. Louis Cardinals @Cardinals]

HOME RUN DERBY CHAMPION!

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@QuinnSTLCards Bring Dave Duncan out of retirement

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@STL_Stats_Facts The ASG is an exhibition game. I'd rather watch the young guy who's been dominating everyone since he came up a few weeks ago. Especially because MLB is so bad at marketing their product.

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If you're shooting off fireworks when it's after midnight, days after the 4th, you're an asshole

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@lernvsradio For Christmas my wife took herself off her family's plan and got onto my plan.

No joke, her dad started tearing up he was so happy. It wasn't any of the framed photos of the new baby that got to him. It was not paying for her phone line anymore.

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It's only Tuesday and it's already been the longest fucking week ever

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@nut_history I like it but I feel it's disingenuous. It completely omits the fact they had 3 Cy Young candidates at the front of their rotation and the MVP at SS.

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If think Faucci trying to get you to not die from a global pandemic is the same thing as Elon carelessly cutting jobs while lining his own pockets, I'm sorry to say but I think you may suffer from being a fucking idiot

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@Darwizzy2770 @WBCBaseball He's not Chinese

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Can I just quit paying my taxes? I'm tired of this bozo using my money for dumb shit like this.

[St. Louis Post-Dispatch @stltoday]

Missouri AG sues Starbucks, says workplace is 'more female and less white' https://t.co/XDMuS1XXW4

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@audrey9lm Also, hi Twitter Audrey

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My favorite part of every Super Bowl is the old white people complaining about the half time show.

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@audrey9lm A) Not you. Middle aged white guys are not the demographic they are trying to attract.

B) These shit for brains boomers just heard DEI for the first time two weeks ago and now it's all they can say. They're like toddlers when they hear a cuss word. It's the only thing they say.

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@craiggasscomedy Elon because I'm pretty sure he works the balls too

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Mark Reynolds

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

When I say “OMG he struck out again” who’s the first MLB player that comes to mind?

Please quote

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Hmmm interesting

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I think the biggest takeaway from today's inauguration is that @realDonaldTrump is a big bitch.

[Kevin Demoff @kdemoff]

Hard to believe today marks 9 years since @RamsNFL returned home. January 12th has always marked a special date since then:

9 years since we retuned home on this day
8 years ago we hired Sean McVay on this day
6 years ago we beat Cowboys in playoffs on this day

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@QuinnSTLCards I will forever be an Aaron Miles loyalist.