Will Williams

What nonsense I'm talking

[Will Williams @will_wills]

I looked up 'mysterious' in the dictionary. I was rather disappointed to find it there.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

I only use trite expressions on days that end in ‘y’.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

When as a society are we going to recognise that Beauty and Beast is just the story of an outrageous case of Stockholm syndrome?

[Will Williams @will_wills]

You will never be braver than in the moment you turn off the taps and leave the warmth of the shower.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Sleep deprived people perform as badly and sometimes even worse than those who are drunk.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

@minakimes I didn’t know it but I am very much here for hot takes on fruit.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

People who think you stop having crazy adventures, new jobs and exciting surprises once you become middle-aged have clearly never seen The Simpsons

[Will Williams @will_wills]

Someone should make a new show called ‘It isn’t cake’ where four-tier wedding cakes open up to reveal a car engine or a bee hive or something.

[UEFA Women's EURO @WEURO]

A moment for the history books ✍️

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England are #WEURO2022 champions! 🏆

[Will Williams @will_wills]

Delicious

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Ella Toone! What a moment!

#BBCEuros #BBCFootball

[Will Williams @will_wills]

Looking up the definition of irony so that I can use it incorrectly in a tweet.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

The best way to find something is to stop looking for it, completely forget you were looking for it, and wait until you no longer need it. Never fails. #LifeHack

[Footballism @FootbaIIism]

These guys waited their whole lives for this moment

[NHS Million @NHSMillion]

If everyone who values the NHS follows and retweets we would reach a million by midnight and be much stronger together.

[Mayor of London, Sadiq Khan @MayorofLondon]

Tonight, London lights up in solidarity with our friends in Ukraine. You are not alone.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

I honestly feel like the #Browns would have a much better record if they just ditched the QB role altogether and added another running back for every play. #CLEvsGB

[Will Williams @will_wills]

Kevin McCallister is a psychopath. Pass it on.

[Will Williams @will_wills]

New reads #WorldKindnessDay2021