Will Zimmerman

D4 athlete

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

@uvaclubbaseball

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Most Republicans are good people. Most Democrats are good people.

The White House says outrageous things to make you hate your neighbor.

Your neighbor isn’t the problem. The White House is.

[Indianapolis Colts @Colts]

woke up like this.

[Dr. Michelle Au @AuforGA]

Ah yes, the scientific method famously instructs us to predetermine a conclusion and then do studies to “make the proof.”

[CFB Kings @CFBKings]

THE GREATEST FIELD STORM OF ALL TIME

[grace (sport mode) @GRobs_Boston]

free speech mfs when someone other than them is allowed to speak:

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

League him

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

Happy Gradurday 🫡 @tyler_gorecki

[UVA Club Baseball @uvaclubbaseball]

Cleaning out the apt and found an extra one of these bad boys hidden away 🥹 #happysaturday #gradweekend

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

Skill issue

[Interesting AF @interesting_aIl]

This is what’s going on in your ear when you use a q-tip

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Back in 2016, Portnoy said it loud:
“I don’t care if he’s a joke. I don’t care if he’s racist. I don’t care if he’s sexist… My day-to-day life isn’t gonna change.”

Flash forward to 2025:
“I’m down $7 million today… Trump has put his tariffs all over the place… I’ve been trying to understand them — I don’t. And everything is in the shitter because of it.”

You cheered on the chaos because it made politicians “squirm.”

Now the chaos squirmed its way into your portfolio — and suddenly, you care.

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

@uvaclubbaseball @halleli35 @CloreScott 4.5/5

[Natasha Cloud @T_Cloud4]

It is. Next time @ me with yall scary asses and fixed political narrative.

PEOPLE OVER PROFIT.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Honestly if your response to listening to a bishop beg for mercy for frightened marginalized people is getting angry, you are an evil person

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

Joke of a franchise @Orioles

[College Basketball Report @CBKReport]

Dickie V announced that he is CANCER FREE 🙏🥳

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

21 savage being British reveal day

[brecht apologist @madison_tayt]

some of the top days to be on twitter:

1. luigi mangione face reveal day
2. uhc ceo shot day
3. kissinger death day
4. titanic sub day
5. trump covid day
6. queen elizabeth death day
7. george santos paparazzi pic day

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

Obama in 2028 when Trump repeals the 22nd ammendment

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

The irony is that Trump’s 34 felony convictions would prevent him from getting a job at McDonald’s.

[Will Zimmerman @will_zman8]

@uvaclubbaseball Wonder who tweeted this